Riddick #fundie randi.org

I hope you enjoyed Michael Jordan's stay in Chicago, because your city sucks now. btw, the Jewish God is the same as my God. Christ was a Jew. So you will see me there, ya sucker. Have a nice F***ing day. If I'm holding a gun to the roof of your mouth, ready to pull the trigger, who ya gonna call? And I will cap you my friend. No doubt about it. As a matter of fact, I will hunt you down and kick your @$$ in heaven. If I forget, remind me when we get there. I just want you to know that we have mutual feelings towards eachother. Lots of hate coming your way friend. And there'll be more. I been to prison a couple times. One was Assault on a Sheriff. I'll kick your @$$ to. Now, what you say here in posts will most likely be entirely different if there's actually a gun pointed at the roof of your mouth. When high-velocity metal is about to meet the brain, one's perspective can change. So make your courageous posts here, I'll tack them on your forehead when I dispose of your body.

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