[On Trump mistyping "coverage" in a tweet]
Covfefe is a code for those in the know
Illuminati, Masons use hand signs and words to foretell to those in the know and their membwrst what will happen. Used to make money on the stock exchange or to take cover. Guess what Covfefe means? One love
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So which possibility is weirder:
a) that Benjamin saw El Presidente's drunk tweet and immediately created this entire implausible conspiracy theory, complete with Freemason connections and absolutely preposterous made-up "meaning",
or
b) that Benjamin already had this implausible conspiracy about weird things found on Twitter, and El Presidente happened to make a drunk tweet that matched up with it?
(Bonus question round: if the Illuminati had a secret cant to be used in public channels, why wouldn't they use real words, like many real-world thieves', performers', and professional cants? And why would they need a word for love ?)
'One love?' Holy shit,guys, Drumpf is really Bob Marley, he faked his death! Suddenly I no longer hate the orange Barbapapa!
Still very conflicted about his family shilling his image onto really tasty canned coffee, given his stance on endorsements, but happy the Iron Lion of Zion walks again!
Also, I'm pretty sure learning a language of hand gestures, on top of learning English, would turn Trumplethinskin's head into a meat-confetti geyser ala 'Scanners.' It's simply too much for him to handle. And every hand gesture would just mean, "wanna grab some pussy."
How would you know, Benjamin? Are you one of them ?
Besides, in the tweet, how does the definition fit?
@ Kanna
Is he wetting the bed? By himself, I mean, without the assistance of "entertainers".
We could ask doctors for pointers, but we need to make sure they are not jewish, lest the conspirationists go all "Doctors' trials" (1953 version) on us.
Covfefe is a code for those in the know
...or he's going loopy, a la Ronnie Raygun?
Donald Fart's, what... 70? He's not getting any younger, and some experts have said he could be exhibiting signs of pre-Dementia.
Retards voting for/supporting a loony. No change there, then. The source of this quote says it all, really.
membwrst
Proved my point - certainly as to how & why this whole thing came to be - and annihilated your own argument, much?! The post by 'The Comedian :D ' in that thread has it all worked out.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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