Clarence F Sargent #fundie ministerofblog.wordpress.com

A RIDDLE FOR ATHEISTS

Johnny is 11. He is being taught the principles of the american constitution and its amendments by his atheistic parents. Recent lessons given him have focused on the first amendment.

The other day, Johnny’s school teacher gave him some math problems for homework. When his teacher checked his homework the next day, she was astonished that Johnny gave every one of the problems incorrect answers.

His teacher therefore called him to her desk and asked him had he forgotten how to solve such problems. But Johnny said to his teacher, “None of my answers are incorrect.” His teacher asked him why did he say such a thing?, and he said, “Because the answers are the ones I believe them to be, and I have a constitutional right to my opinion. You have the opinion that the answers should be such and such, but I say differently. You cannot say my answers are wrong. I have the right to my opinion and you have the right to yours. If you are dogmatic that my answers should be the same as yours, that makes you self-righteous and a biggot. If you say my answers are wrong, you are judging me. Judge not lest you be judged. I deserve an ‘A’ like everyone else.”

The riddle is this: Who is right, Johnny or his teacher? Is there an atheist who can solve this riddle?

You see, in order to prove that God does NOT EXIST,YOU MUST EXPERIENCE IT as a fact PERSONALLY!

THE EVIDENCE IS ON YOU NOT ME, YOU AS AN ATHEIST ARE THE EXPERIMENT THAT WILL ONCE AND FOR ALL PROVE THAT GOD ISN’T THERE!

So if God does not EVER INTERVENE IN YOUR LIFE BY OTHERS,THROUGH HIS WORD OR BY NATURE’S WITNESS,THEN AND ONLY THEN CAN YOU PERSONALLY SAY GOD DOES NOT EXIST—..HAVE YOU DONE THAT?

Have you found ANY evidence that is above & beyond all mention of God anywhere in History—..EVER?

Has there been no intervention at any time in your life by a loving God—something you cannot explain naturally?

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Today, I make a perpetual, boast before all atheists, agnostics and non believers, which I challenge particularly the most educated of them to match.

The boast is this: The grace I have received from God Most high, the faith I have in Him and the holy principles of God I seek to exalt and live by have placed me in an infinitely superior and blessed position than any atheist, agnostic and non believer is in, I AM NOT BETTER THAN YOU; BUT I AM MUCH BETTER OFF THAN YOU.

The Laws I live by are superior to yours in that mine cause me to properly carry out my responsibilities to my Maker and to mankind, yours do NOT!

Mine cause me to glorify my Maker, yours glorify Satan { And it doesn’t matter if you believe that or not}.

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