Gay?
No you cannot be accepted in islam as Gay
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I know it fits your rhyming scheme better than Sodom or Gomorra but I don't recall Pompeii being singled out in your god's religious texts.
And if the best your god has up his divine sleeve is baked clay then I'd say he's fucked -- pottery shards don't have shit on what we'll shoot back with.
First, what the hell does the destruction of pompei has to do with homosexuality? The city was built on the slopes of an active volcano.
Second, here and now, shithead, why is amsterdam still standing? Too much for your little god to handle? Too many iron chariots roaming the streets?
Oh, and third, where would your god run to, if we rain nukes on his ass :P
I wonder if candyapple is one of the people who'd be REALLY surprised to learn that there really was a ship named Titanic, some considered it "unsinkable", but it sank after all after striking an iceberg in April 1912.
When Marimba Rhythms start to play
"But -Where will you run to, If God rains baked clays your way? "
Where will you run to when you stand before the throne of judgement and asked why you never accepted Jesus as god?
U and I both know this is evil
They do. But Q? D? Oh, they work hard to try to turn Chicago into the next Pompeii. And Z is the ringleader of the whole conspiracy.
What's that? Chicago has no volcanoes? That's just what T wants you to think!
I guess "Sodom" didn't fit in with the rest of the rhymes. Nobody's ever said that Pompeii was destroyed because of homosexuality.
And for that matter, why were there no major natural disasters which destroyed ancient Greece?
I didn't know that Pompeii (and Herculaneum) were more gay than other Greek cities, which were out of reach for Vesuvius' "ejaculations".
Herculaneum was also wiped out, but it doesn't (sort of) rhyme with gay, does it?
A man and a woman isn't "designed that way" either, dearie. When you get old enough to have sex, you'll find that it takes just as much twisting and hassling to get a penis in position for a vagina, as it does to get it into position for an anus.
It is pretty vicious of God to create gay people and then forbid gayness.
"Pompeii" doesn't rhyme with "day," "may," "say" etc. Doesn't scan either. You have a lot to learn, candyapple.
So, if you like fucking someone of the same gender, god's going to toss bread and cake at you?
Oh, wait a minute...it's baked clay, not baked goods.
"A warning for you- the wrath of God may come your way
"You can resist this warning at the end of the day But -Where will you run to, If God rains baked clays your way?
(Three days ago, at the opening ceremony of the 2014 Commonwealth Games ):
image
Record temperatures in Glasgow, candyass .
One word completely annihilates your argument: 'If.' And the Spartans practiced homosexuality too.
@Swede
"Herculaneum"
(Court for the Ignorant ):
Judge: 'What is a "Herculaneum"?!'
QC*: 'M'lud, it was a place in any ancient Roman city, where any Roman citizen or freed slave could Hercu- his or her -laneum'
Judge: 'And what benefits were derived from this action?'
QC: 'The swelling on the Blurzons was greatly reduced, m'lud.'
[/Spike Milligan] X3
*- QC: 'Queen's Counsel'
Volcanic rock & ash is not "baked clay", goofy (although I'd imagine that one could make volcanic clay pottery).
So is this a new sort of amateur rap or something?
I can do crappy amateur Rap, too!
Then when the clay is cleared away image YEEEEAAAHHH BOYYYYYEEEEEE!
(Okay! My undies are moist & I need Calvin's Transmogrifier & Doc Brown's Delorean! NAO!)
@Alencon
As for me, I want to transmogrify into the world's sexiest bombshell and zip that Delorean to young gong-boy there and have "evil sex" with that big lean & mean horseman! Hell-LO!
Now, if you excuse me.....image image image Hello, big boy! My! What a fine stallion you are! Ugly? Naw! I think you were teh sex as a young colt! Yes....
But -Where will you run to, If God rains baked clays your way?
The people of Pompeii actually had ample time to leave from when the eruption started - if only they'd known what was about to befall them. These days we know a hell of a lot more about volcanology, and can evacuate people if similar circumstances arise.
Further, I don't live next to a bloody massive volcano, so I think the chances of that are somewhat minimal.
@ OHP (#1690070):
I know it fits your rhyming scheme ...
It's not really a rhyming scheme if it only uses one sound, is it?
To mock this fundie's silly way
Your prose is absurd, you're thematically whacked
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Can't keep up with the meter, spells "you" as "U" without being Prince, can't think of enough words to rhyme with "gay", horrible sentence structure - yep, we have a bad poem on our hands.
There once was a poster called Apple
(30 seconds, and better than this.)
The ultimate cause of Pompeii was the collision of the African plate with the Eurasian. Eventually, the Mediterranean Sea will be squished out of existence, and it will have as much to do with our actions as the Messinian Salinity Crisis and the Zanclean Flood had to do with those of furry little fruit-eaters in the Miocene.
it's raining baked clays, you say? skeet shooting contest, says i! and yeah, the lesson of Pompeii and Herculaneum is that active volcanoes have a minimum safe distance in the hundreds of kilometres, no matter how fertile the grounds may be on their slopes, don't go building cities there.
@Nomen Nescio
"it's raining baked clays, you say? skeet shooting contest, says i!"
Plenty of Clay Pigeons - certainly shattered pieces of such - at the Trap Shooting events at the Glasgow Commonwealth Games these last few days.
...and considering that scene at the opening ceremony of such, I guess candyass is right. But not the way he expected, therefore Allah approves of homosexuality, considering that - which has ensured lots of positive things: the awarding of medals , and the record temperatures Glasgow's had - during said Games.
Ain't that a pisser, eh candyass ...?! >:D
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