chelseafc18 #sexist reddit.com

There’s this girl, the good girl archetype. Self proclaimed virgin till marriage and wears a purity ring. Religious, but she’s not a Jesus nut. All throughout high school, she was not a slut. She protected that reputation with her LIFE. She has a “people pleaser” personality, and is incredibly nice to everyone. Borderline too nice.

Anyway, we all live in a small town, so if a girl is a slut, word gets around, so she kept a tight lid on her pussy. None of the players in high school got in her pants. She never drank, smoke or went to socials in the town (I know this because I attended them all).

Here’s the thing though, she always had a HUGE assemblage of orbiters that she would always dangle the carrot in front of. She would sometimes decide to randomly date these orbiters, then break up with them on a whim, forever fucking up the AFCs’ ideas of how attraction work and leaving them heartbroken for months.

To this day, two of her AFC exes are still trying to get her back (she is the “unicorn” in a world of “sluts” ) I doubt they even made out with her. Anyways, I digress.

She moves to the big city for university and lives off campus. She still doesn’t drink, smoke or party. (as I said, she protects her reputation with her LIFE). One month ago, my friend (who is a stranger to her) replies to a casual encounter ad on craigslist of a virgin wanting to get piped. She made CERTAIN to meet someone who lives on the opposite side of the big city, thinking that no one that she knows will know the stranger that she is going to fuck.

They meet in a sleazy motel in a bad part of town (WTF was this nice, good girl doing there?) during his lunch hour and she gets piped. He confirmed she was actually a virgin, since she bled and was incredibly tight. (never can know for sure, but at this point it seems reasonable to believe she was). How did I find out it was her?

Me and my buddy were talking and he told me of his encounter with a virgin from craigslist. When he described her, it was a fucking spot on description (especially her courteous, robotic “nice” phrases). I took out my phone, brought up her profile on Instagram, and he confirmed it was her. Side note: She doesn’t post any revealing pics or anything like that on insta.

As I said, good girl archetype guarding her reputation. When I found the redpill, and read about AWALT, in the back of my mind, I always thought she was the only exception to the rule. There are no unicorns. Period. AWALT is absolute, no exceptions. She wanted to lose her virginity as long as no-one would find out about it. Her poor orbiters don’t know about this, and probably never will. I cringe for her future AFC husband on their wedding night when its her “first time”.

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