[In retaliaion to other posters' stances on feminism...]
Anna Planet has no credibility in her gay marriage. Neither does Buffalo bucky who is a latent homosexual who appluads womens rights, because he is becoming one while hiding in the closet.
Me. I like to drag my bitch around the floor by her hair. She loves it. And when I come home from a hard days work, and say "wheres the food bitch" She brings it with a smile and gives me a big kiss. Real Women like real men. Not a doting homosexaul pussy like Buffalo Bucky.
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Rysith -
Option 1 is possible (we can hope) but without other evidence, we can't call Poe's Law yet.
Option 2 - good call, except that the overall style does not match the typical teenager's post (which would otherwise be littered with lol!!11!1 and "ok hm wel i dont now bout u but 2 me this seem ok" patterns).
Option 3 is the most likely, barring troll. The spelling is correct on the small words, poor on the difficult ones, and the grammar is generally missing in action.
Then there's also Option 3A - same thing, but the guy has (as suggested above) replaced his ex-whatever with a golden retreiver/lab mix.
So, when did your 'bitch' leave you for that hot lesbian who knows just how she likes it?
I'm hoping this person is a troll, because if he isn't he's really the biggest flaming asshole that's crossed these pages in a while. That's saying a lot, too.
You're a big talker there Gallus. Do you know what I think when I see men talking like this? I think that you either have a really small dick or that you can't get an erection. I also assume you live in your parent's basement and haven't had a date since your mom paid your cousin to take you to the prom.
If you are dragging any woman around by the hair and calling her bitch(of course, I think this "wife" is an imaginary friend), she needs to have a chat with the local police.
MK:
The first option was only thrown in there to preserve the possibility of faith in humanity. The idea either of someone actually doing that or of thinking that it was the right/cool way to do things (as in options 2 and 3) would bring my faith in humanity to new lows. Of course, after reading this site for a few months, all they are doing is making the rubble bounce, but still...
Oh yeah, Gallus, I sure do love it when my lover pulls my hair and calls me a bitch and makes me serve his every whim...
But once the collar comes off and we're done playing, I love being treated like an equal a whole lot more. Fuckwit.
I think he's just some misogynistic asshole who got carried away with his fantasy. The dragging by the hair is too over the top to be real, even for a shithead like Gallus. Odds are he's a sad, lonely, powerless shitwad who's mommy doesn't even like him and can't get a ride home, much less a date.
You know, even if this guy is a troll who gets his jollies by shooting off bullshit online, I think the quote deserves to be here. It's one thing to troll the Internet by posting nonsense, calling people idiots, and telling anyone and everyone to fuck off and die. It's quite another to advocate abusing and degrading women; even in a trolling capacity, you're a lowlife, a creep, and a fuckwit. Even if you wouldn't act in such a manner offline, making such comments is abhorrent and warrants a swift kick in the nuts.
Well, he's right about one thing: women like men who act like men. Of course, he and most of civilized society are complete opposites on how men should act.
I'd call him a caveman, but that would be very disrespectful to cavemen.
...and when i come home from work, and say "where's the food bitch" she brings it with a smile...
Ever wonder what happens to all those cans of Alpo she buys, considering you don't have a dog? Oh, and how much do prostitutes charge over there for SM and role play? You must have spent all your allowance on that one...
We all know real men hit women. It's real manly to do that! I mean, look at all those manly men who show their women their place by beating them up. Who cares if there is a 100 pound difference! It only makes it manlier!!
Seriously, this guy has to be a virgin. Explains his anger towards all the women who won't jump on his little pee-pee.
Oh my Gods.
You fucker.
You are what's wrong with the world.
It's not even funny.
If someone treated me like that, I wouldn't hesitate to get the FUCKASS arrested. You're quite obviously a sick mother fucker. You're one of those elitest, controlling, abusive people who, in the end, will die a horrible, bone-curdling death. Most likely at the hands of me or similar.
Would you like it if I dragged you around? Would you like it if I demanded it all from you?
No, you wouldn't.
Die.
dog and woman not same thing, Tarzan.
(change Tarzan to somethin else that would be cynically insulting. Tarzan was cool.)
Once there was a guy who made his wife so mad one night
she cut off his weiner
and when
he finally came to
he found
little Mr. Happy was missing
He couldn't quite explain it, it always had been there
And to think this is who Gallusfan was fawning over. A person who beats his wife/girlfriend
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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