[Some nutjob on thinking obama is a muslim?]
I'm not running around town in no burka. And I'm not wearing any Halloween hijab. And I'm not letting any of you sickos mutilate my sex or give up my right to vote or any of your twisted, disgusting customs based on some screwed up prophet who saw devils and angels that talked in his ear!!!
FORGET IT!!!!
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Ah. So we should go back to your "good old days" of burning crazy old ladies, stoning people for loving each other, making it illegal to go to any church but the one approved by the current monarch (who was appointed by God, so it's blasphemy to disagree with him, dontcha know), and ... for you, get off the Internet, get back in the kitchen and start squeezing out babies without any medical help.
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or c) Angels talking in one's ear is less believable than talking snakes and burning trees.
"I'm not running around town in no burka."
In the US, you don't have to.
"And I'm not wearing any Halloween hijab"
In the US, you don't have to.
"And I'm not letting any of you sickos mutilate my sex or give up my right to vote or any of your twisted, disgusting customs based on some screwed up prophet who saw devils and angels that talked in his ear!!! "
This part doesn't make any sense but I think if any of that crap were to happen, Obama would be impeached pretty quickly for fundyism.
"I'm not running around town in no black Nehru outfit with a white collar. And I'm not wearing any black dress with a white-trimmed wimple, either.
FORGET IT!!!!!"
/I'm not running around town in no burka./
Nobody is saying that you have to. And by the way, please pick up some grammar skills while you're at it.
/And I'm not wearing any Halloween hijab./
Halloween is a Muslim holiday?
/And I'm not letting any of you sickos mutilate my sex/
Genital mutilation is more of a cultural practice than a religious one. And again, nobody is advocating it in this country.
/or give up my right to vote/
If a president tried to eliminate a constitutional amendment, he'd be in deep trouble.
/or any of your twisted, disgusting customs based on some screwed up prophet who saw devils and angels that talked in his ear!!!/
The same could be said for practically any religion. Obama is not a Muslim and you are not being rational. You are being stupidly paranoid.
"And I'm not letting any of you sickos mutilate my sex or give up my right to vote or any of your twisted, disgusting customs based on some screwed up prophet who saw devils and angels that talked in his ear!!!"
Tone down the projection already! We get it: you have zero self-awareness, no objective view of your positions or your religion's history, and criticize other people while being completely oblivious to the fact that same criticism applies to your own group. Now stop it... we cannot take that much more in the irony burn department.
I know, I totally think Christianity should be in third world countries where it belongs, too.
That was horrible. I should be shot for that joke.
From your statement, I see that running around town in no burka is something you do not wish to do. I'm here to tell you, it's okay. You can put one on right now, and then you won't have to run around without one. Don't worry. No one wants to stop you.
The burqa is worn only in North Pakistan and Afganistan, NOWHERE ELSE. Halloween is not a muslim celebration and the cutting of the clitoris is practiced only by a minority of muslims and Christians in Africa, only if the family or the tribe wants to. Besides, in many muslim countries women vote and Obama is not muslim anyway. Your point?
"I'm not running around town in no burka."
"Galaxy Angel"'s Ranpha Franboise would like a word with you:
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(And having Yukari 'Nanoha' Tamura's voice helps too!)
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'The burqa is a sexual scratchcard, isn't it?'
-Frankie Boyle
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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