Can you imagine what will happen when we disapear??? The chaoes! I think it will happen when we implode....what a good time for it....we won't be missed right away....I heard that when we are Raptured....it would be like "mini atomic bombs" going off....due to the transformation during the Rapture, causing earthquakes, weather changes, accidents and etc....will everything collapsing....who's going to notice???
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No, if you were simply to vanish and leave a hole in the air in your place, the surrounding atmosphere would simply rush in.
So you wouldn't sound like a 'mini atomic bomb' but more like a large sucking sound.
So no change there.
[Edit: yes, I know this isn't strictly true. The first part, that is.]
Rapturism continues its slow but steady glacial march towards Fundamentalist Islam.
@ Other ppl in this thread:
Maybe he's thinking of the "special radiation" found on the Shard [?] Shroud which is supposedly evidence that being Raptured is going to involved high temperatures, something called Jesus Radiation, and vaporizing nearby objects. Still, the Shroud is intact so I doubt it will be anything like any sort of atomic bomb exploding.
The egotism and arrogance of these people annoy me. The grammatical errors annoy me. But, if this guy thinks they're all going to 'implode', that's hilarious. As well as the word 'chaoes'. For some reason when I seen this, all I could think about was the 'Sacred Chao'.
Makes me think of a sackboy in Little Big Planet. Suddenly standing in a rigid gumby* pose, a strained look on his face, a little grunt and pop, and poof! he's taken away from his worries.
We'd like to say no fundies are harmed in the making of this Rapture... We'd like to. Ahem.
*That's Monty Python gumby, not the little green ball of clay, dammit.
who's going to notice???
Yeah, no one's going to notice the natural disasters, fires, and not to mention the thousands of people who just suddenly dissapeared from the planet....Idiot.
who's going to notice???
Well, NASCAR ticket sales will probably decline a bit and I imagine Jerry Springer will have a hard time finding guests, but you're pretty much right on the money. The disappearance of a few rednecks from their trailer parks isn't exactly going to make front page news.
I'm sure homosexuals will notice their biggest roadblock on the road to equality disappearing. As a diabetic I'll notice a decided lack of assholes opposing stem cell research. Generally, I think we'll all notice the pleasant change in atmosphere.
Ya know, it's a shame the rupture is a figment of their imaginations. Imagine what a paradise the world would be if they were all removed.
God's Lamb... Hmmm, That, in standard Engl;ish is Lamb of God. A bit blasphemous, I would have thought. A lot, mayby is how the deity regards it.
No Rapture for you! It's the lake of fire!
....first off as a Christian - I'm still trying to find proof of the damn rapture...even in the bible...
Second off....MINI ATOM BOMBS? I WANT THAT TO HAPPEN SO I CAN SEE IT DAMNIT...sorry true guy at heart!
who's going to notice???
Only the IRS.
"it would be like "mini atomic bombs" going off...."
And you would know what this is like, how, exactly? Have you ever personally experienced this? If not, how would you know? Has the person that told you this ever personally experienced this? If not, how would they know?
I wouldn't know what this is like, as I've never experienced any atomic bomb(s), regardless of size, "going off".
It's sad when people say "it's like..." and then go on to say it's "like" something that they could never have possibly experienced. How the fuck would they know what that's like? And then they expect the rest of us to know what this is like?
A common example is some moron saying "this tastes like shit". As if they know what shit tastes like? I certainly wouldn't know...They obviously have experience? A shit connoisseur?
Next time somebody says it's "like" something, think about what they're saying; then try to figure out how hey could possibly know what that is like...
“due to the transformation during the Rapture, causing earthquakes, weather changes, accidents and etc.”
Dude, doesn’t the Bible predict you’re going to rise up into the air? Not implode or explode. Just trying not to make eye contact with people on the upper floors as you rip up their carpets and shatter their hardwood floors.
At least this is the belief of whoever wrote that anecdote of windblow sex dolls making a woman think the rapture had happened and threw herself from her car.
But frankly, if there’s ANYTHING to the rpature, it’ll take about five people in the current population. It may have already happened. Jesus is up there shaking his head every time you hateful, lying, self-centered, biblically illiterate idiots look forward to the rapture that you all failed to qualify for.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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