If atoms are material, then my wall would be a person as my wall is atoms. see how ridiculous materialism gets? we aren't material.
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Your body, like all other life on Earth, is composed of carbon but that does not mean every single atom of carbon is automatically alive and it certainly doesn't mean it is sentient. Your brain on the other hand is apparantly made of shit.
If sherbet lemon walks sunshine, therefore Wednesday.
Ooh,ooh,ooh, I can play this game.
Since music is sound, then rap is music.
Nope, doesn't make any sense that way either.
What the FUCK are you talking about? Have you ever taken even a basic high school chemistry course? I mean, it's bad enough that fundies deny established scientific theories like evolution and the Big Bang, but now they're even denying the basic molecular makeup of the universe. I think we should follow Germany's lead and outlaw homeschooling.
Ok, I think I get what you're saying... You're saying that walls aren't people, therefore souls?
You're right. I do see something quite ridiculous.
What you are promoting is not Christianity, but Platonism. Christianity is, in fact, very much related to the material world. The notion that our true essence is not material is not supported anywhere in the Gospels or the letters of Paul. The Apostles Creed specifically states that "we believe in the resurrection of the body." Resurrection must involve a bodily raising, as Jesus made it very clear that his body had been restored after his resurrection. Furthermore, the image in Revelation is the heavenly city coming down the new earth, NOT souls going to Heaven and leaving the material world behind.
Do come back the next time you need a lesson in your religion.
Please bang your, non-material, head against the nearest, material, wall.
Hey, SavedByChrist94, if, as I suspect, your brain is itching, try scratching it with something immaterial, like a sword.
...and this is why even North Korea are compromising your financial/political & even military /intelligence databases.
What even a Personality Cult-esque country such as DPRK, that values secular education, are capable of doing so to you, o 'Hoemskuled' fundie USA, you don't want to know what China are doing to you.
Moral: Cyberattacks. You don't learn how to do that, from reading a book of fairytales at 'Kitchen Table High', you know.
When even North Korea are capable of doing digitally to you, then frankly 'Materialism' is the least of your problems.
...oh, and I don't want fries with that, ShavedByChrist(IQ)9.4. X3
There's clearly no material in your head.
Going by your username, you're 20 years old. Try again when you live a little & experience life a bit, especially the material.
we aren't material.
We are FABULOUS!
Ok, so if we are material walls are people. It that case soft fluffy pillows are also people, and so walls are soft fluffy pillows.
Therefore go bang your head against a wall. It's a soft fluffy pillow after all.
OK class, settle down, I'll explain it one more time for SavedByChrist94 Butsufferedbraindamage Smith .
If you can touch it, it's material. The wall, yourself, your desk, the schoolbus, Suzie, a doorknob, it's. real. if. you. can. touch. it.
Confused?
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