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Comet Lovejoy, Impending Megaquakes, Weird Stillness In Atmosphere, 666 GLP User IDs. And So It Begins

This is it.
As the comet brightens above Mag 5.0 toward Mag 15.0, the frequency and intensity of worldwide quakes most notably in California will correspondingly increase, leading to the magnitude 15 Yellowstone Megaquake.
The stillness and quite being experienced is the absence of foraging mammals. They know what is coming.
As far as 666 user IDs, this is our warning. There is little we can do about this Extinction Event now.
You may begin to notice ringing in the ears as well as sudden migraines when you've never experienced them before. This is the Pluto alignment that will increase the comet's speed 3-fold.
Ironic, isn't it. Comet LOVE JOY. Or is it ...?

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