The topic is don't be naked in your own house because jinn might be there watching you.
I was watching one of the "diary of an exorcist videos" and in the video the guy said that a kid was playing football with his mates and apparently what happened was that he threw something and it hit a jinn and killed it, So that jinns father/mother wanted revenge, So the jinn entered his body and then you know what happens next....
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Jinns are like me or you. Some are Perverts. Some are not. So cover yourself lest they see you dressed immodestly.
I thought needed at least a +1 or better weapon to kill a djinn. My next D&D character is loading up footballs!
But to be slightly more serious here, this Abrahamic fear of bodies/skin/human nature/sex is so pervasive they have to invoke boogey men to enforce their views?
I'd post a pic of the sexy djinn from my webcomic, but she hasn't made her first appearance yet.
Seems there's a someone on the OP's site that's somewhat rational:
NAWAR Re: Have modesty in your homes
What do you mean by dressed immodestly? Are you talking about how someone is dressed or nudity? Only an odd person makes a habit of walking around starkers, this is not of the nature of the Muslim and against human fitra. In regards to dressing in the home, let's be realistic and not limit that which Allah (swt) has not limited. Some women have absolutely beautiful hair, next we will say they should wear hijaab.
Morning and evening du'a serve as a brick wall between yourself and any harm. If I do this, I would not worry inside or outside of my home. There is such a thing, as living. Not living in fear.
Well as rational as someone can be who devoutly lives by the rules of Sky Fairy worshipers. But at least this woman isn't in a Jinn-Panic like everyone else posting there. It reminds me of kids around a campfire scaring each other with ghost stories.
"don't be naked in your own house because jinn might be there watching you"
Winston kept his back turned to the telescreen. It was safer, though, as he well knew, even a back can be revealing.
how to fuck are you supposed to shower?
I mean, I believed in ghosts and stuff when I was a kid and it was scary because I thought they could see me most of the time. But then, in my early 20's I stopped believing in anything supernatural at all and not surprisingly nothing 'scary or ghostly' has ever occurred since and I'm not afraid of anything anymore.
As an atheist, I don't worry about jinns, demons, ghosts, spirits, poltergeists, succubi, satyrs, gods, angels, mothmen, mermaids, vampires, werewolves, stoats, goats, fairies, cyclopes, Jersey Devils, krakens, unicorns, skunk apes, or dragons.
The only evil creatures I concern myself with, are republicans.
It amazes me how, time after time, jinns, voodoo curses, evil spirits, only ever seem to pick on the simpletons. It seems so unfair. I mean, the simpletons have enough trouble without all that! All they want to do is live their entire lives as children, and along comes a boojum, and it's problems, problems, problems! Judgmental types who think they should grow the fuck up aren't helping them maintain their sunshiny little buzz, either! I mean, really!
Edit: @ antichrist: I notice you left out the Blancmange. So they're real then?
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So when David Beckham kicked that ball from the Cybertronian Bus, which didn't go exactly where he wanted it to, during the 2012 London Olympics preview at the 2008 Beijing Olympics closing ceremony, it actually killed a genie ?
Said Autobot bus was red , the colour of good fortune in China, and our 2012 London Olympics was a case of 'Where did it all go right ?!', I guess Rio de Janeiro had better start wanging those footballs willy, and indeed, nilly , as things are behind schedule re. facilities (with just tents at some locations!), cost overruns*, and budgets slashed: that for their opening ceremony will cost just a tenth of what was originally intended. The place must be crawling all those Jinnies, eh?!
*- Montreal only finished paying for it's 1976 Olympics just a few years ago. Yet, ours were completed six months ahead of schedule, and £1 billion under budget. Considering Beijing ($42 billion) & Sochi ($51 billion), the first question during bidding processes should be 'Can you afford to host an Olympics?'
Can't see any Middle Eastern country winning that for 2024 - after Tokyo - eh umad...?
The topic is don't be naked in your own house because jinn might be there watching you.
And your dog might be watching you, too! God forbid.
The topic is don't be naked in your own house because jinn might be there watching you.
Ah! Nudity-shaming via mythical peeping-tom genies! How novel!
How does a person bathe , then?
And what does that have to do with a guy who supposedly bonked a djinn with a football and what does tossing a ball have to do with being naked in your house?
And how does a physical object kill an incorporeal, immortal entity?
Nice try. Not buying it. You lose!
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And you shower how?
Enter the bathroom left foot first and leave it right foot first. Check the OP, this is seriously what they claim is the way to deal with the problem.
Remember the dua before entering the toilet or bathroom with your left foot first.
So let me get this straight, the example he uses is a revenge story of a bereaved mother / father taking revenge on some teenage asshole playing football who killed their beloved son?
...why am I rooting for the Jinn in this story?
Oh, right, because a bereaved mom / dad will always regardless of species be 1000 times more sympathetic than a jock and his buddies tossing a football around and randomly murdering something.
Good to know you got my back, Spuki-chan...
You know what always impressed me about I Dream of Jeannie ? Major Nelson's first wish was, "I wish you spoke English". Because when he first encounters her in the B&W pilot, Barbara Eden is actually speaking Arabic with subtitles! On a 60's sitcom, no less!
@Karana
"how to fuck are you supposed to shower? "
In muslim mythology, jinns are made of smokeless fire, so I'm thinking a running shower is a lethal environment for them.
@John
"And your dog might be watching you, too! God forbid. "
Muslims don't have dogs. That's like a fundie jew having a pet pig.
The topic is don't be naked in your own house because jinn might be there watching you.
The first thing that came to my mind was an old joke: “People in glass houses should turn off the lights while in the bathroom.”
I was watching one of the "diary of an exorcist videos" and in the video the guy said that a kid was playing football with his mates and apparently what happened was that he threw something and it hit a jinn and killed it, So that jinns father/mother wanted revenge, So the jinn entered his body and then you know what happens next....
Was the kid naked while playing football? If not, what has this story to do with anything about being naked at home?
So yes we should be careful.
I’d say if jinns could be killed by a kid’s football, it is they who should be careful
@SpukiKitty & Kid Cthulhu:
And why did she have a navel?
Do you have any pictures of these jinn? And if they can be killed by a mere football... regardless of whether it's Association football or American football, we're safe down here in Texas. We have a well armed and somewhat trained army of footballers of all stripes, ready to kick balls in the defense of their people.
@Kuno
@SpukiKitty & Kid Cthulhu:
And why did she have a navel?"
That pic was taken a few years after the show was cancelled. Navel panic was no longer in effect.
I was looking at the site that's on, one of the recommendations in how to deal with the jinn is to say 'bismillah'...
Of course, I immediately wondered if you have to follow that up with a "no, we will not let you go!"
I know that means 'in the name of Allah', but I would never be able to say it without thinking of that...:D
I haven't read the link but, like Kuno, I can't figure out what being naked has to do with parents avenging their kid who got killed by jocks.
Did the jockstraps kill the youth when we a naked? Did they rape him first? Were they so butt-ugly that they ran around naked and killed the boy with their ugliness?
Wait, the mighty Umar, sister of dread Dormammu, ruler of the Dark Dimension, is bothered by a few piddly jinns? Hell, considering her history, THEY should be the ones worrying about getting molested by HER. </geek>
@Lucilius:
Hey, if a jinn wants to see me naked, why do I care? I can guarantee the jinn's not going to enjoy it.
Same here: since I live alone and shower 4-12 times per day (OCD is a bitch...) I often practice interior nudism; and considering how fat and hairy my arse is, jinns would avoid my house if only to save on brain bleach :P
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