If his holiness would like to crusade the middle east, he would first need to wage war against liberalism, as the cursed EU wouldn't support a new crusade. We would need to reinvent feudalism and righteous monarchies. The holy inquisition would need to be reestablished.
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With apologies to Monty Python:
He is right, though.If the pope ever wanted to wage a holy war again, he couldn´t persuade the current democracies to take part in it. Except maybe the USA :D
@The Man
The inquisition was not only never disbanded but the current pope used to be the head of it...
Edit: damnit, Eden beat me to it >_<
An area of the world teeming with Athiests and Pagans, with their great economy and happy people...
Why do I get the feeling you and your 4 friends wouldn't get very far with your dumbass proposal?
I can not decide, if he was hit in the head one to many times or one not enough.
'The holy inquisition would need to be reestablished.'
Certain fundy wingnuts would LOVE that, including certain fruitcakes in the Rethuglican Party.
Nice to see that you're living firmly in the Dark Ages. :/
Now why don't you stay there, and let the rest of us get on with life in the real world.
The rest of the quote is even better:
"I would applaud to a crusade, even though I'm not sure I would be able to join as a 15-year old."
Poor fucked up kid. Probably doesn't know what he's talking about.
Well, the EU would just have to slap down that silly old Bavarian transvestite. JP2 was a mensch with or without his religion, as it were. This one is a simple bureaucrat.
While we're on the fantasy war topic, I've wondered how the Crusaders would have fared, had the Spartans been there defending the Levant.
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Well, there was a children's crusade...howzabout a retards' crusade?
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapons... oh, sod it, beaten to it already.
Zealous Zeth, you and Big Benny have neither the support, the cash, the firepower nor the balls to invade the Middle East. Because you'd lose. Big time.
Zeth, you and your supportors may try, but you'll be dead before you hear my rifle. 1 shot, 1 kill. Just try a find me. Let's see your god stop my ammo.
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