Anonymous Coward #conspiracy godlikeproductions.com

Society is run by elitists from Rural Iowa

It's not the big-city bankers who dominate the shady central powers anymore.
Big gov and big corp alike are funding faux-'socialists' from rural parts of the Midwest where crystal meth strives and classic rock/country reign the airwaves rather than Hollywood starlets and Wall Street goons.
Now the traditional ways are holding back tradition.
We, as traditional libertarian-minded Constitutionalists, must fight back and boycott anything to do with Jack Wayne Love Hewitt, the king of far-left rednecks and pro-establishment fuckups.

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