Prince Charles Blames Global Warming for Syrian Civil War

Some consider British royalty to be useless. But as the tragedy of the West’s self-imposed decline and fall continues to unfold, comic relief can help prevent us from succumbing to despair. Once again Prince Charles steps up and provides:

In remarks to the World Islamic Economic Forum meeting in London [last] week, Prince Charles described the bloody Syria conflict as a “terrifyingly graphic” example of the negative effects of climate change.

According to climate dogma as espoused by Prince Chucklehead, when it doesn’t rain in the desert Middle East, it is because of global warming, even if the slight warming trend ended back in the 1990s. This lack of rain somehow caused farmers to flood the cities, join a terrorist insurgency affiliated with al Qaeda, and become backed by the Obama Regime in their attempt to overthrow Baby Assad’s government and install in its place a still more malevolent Islamic theocracy.

Charles not only identifies the problem, but provides a solution: sharia-compliant banking. Evidently this works by being so ineffective compared with economic freedom that it generates less productive activity and therefore lighter carbon emissions.

Add Syrian civilian wars to the long list of problems real and imagined that are blamed by fools on the nonexistent global warming crisis.

We can also thank Prince Charlie for drawing attention to the dangers of inbreeding.