Elijah #fundie boardserver.superstats.com

[Commenting on <a href="http://www.fstdt.com/comments.asp?id=10026" target="_blank">his bizarre prophecy</a> set for March 19]

Something happened on 19 March 2006! It was a day we will never forget just as predicted. The reason why it is an unforgettable day for those who have "minds" to remember, will be explained in the future by translating prophetic warnings and promises from the Bible.

Revelations of the Word do not come easy for scholars with closed minds! Preparation for "intellectual reasoning" to enable comprehension can start by considering these statements:

(1) Earth calendars are no longer relevant, we are now measuring "time" by God's calendar.

(2) 19 March 2006 became the last Earth day when it ended at midnight; we have now entered sunlight and are in the crack of dawn of an eternal Spirit day.

(3) Years as previously measured by days in the old world are but a vapor to be burned away by "fire" at the start of this eternal new day in a new world. Read Malachi 4:1 again.

It was a NEW DAY when a man entered the house he had purchased. The rooms were littered with trash, the glass windows were stained, and the putrid odor of filth was a stench to his nostrils. The trash was removed and burned; the windows were washed clean; the doors were opened to allow fresh new air to expel the old -- and he was then satisfied, knowing his home had been made worthy for his family to enter.

40 comments

Confused?

So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

To post a comment, you'll need to Sign in or Register. Making an account also allows you to claim credit for submitting quotes, and to vote on quotes and comments. You don't even need to give us your email address.