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RETPILIANS ARE CONTROLLING THE WEATHER!! They can make it MORE THAN 5 DEGREES WARMER OR COLDER!!!!

They use very advanced technology to alter weather patterns to cause a cold front that otherwise would be more mild, to cause a heat wave that otherwise would be more mild!

They do this all over the world!

They cause MASSIVE downpours when otherwise it would be just a big downpour, REPTILIANS CAUSE HURRICANES WHEN THERE NORMALLY WOULD BE NO HURRICANE AT ALL!!!

Hurricanes only strike area's where hardly or NO full blood humans live, and the full blood humans never die from the hurricanes due taking more precaution than the careless reptilians! It' true!!!

Reptilians cause MASSIVE earthquakes when there otherwise would be no earthquake at all! That also only happens in area's where hardly to no full blood humans live!! and you will not hear of any human fatalities of the full blood humans!

Reptilians will cause snow falls in places like Edmonton Alberta in APRIL and MAY when there otherwise would be no snow falls and colder weather causing the freak snowfall!

REPTILIANS CAUSE TORNADO'S when there otherwise would be no tornado at all! all the tornado's strike where no full blood humans live, or area's where they are not in the area currently!!

Reptilians also cause DROUGHTS!!!

They use very advanced technology for this!

If the word gets out enough it can be STOPPED!!!!

Large area's of Russia East of Moscow are GREATLY affected by reptilians altering the weather!

In places like Sibera for example just ONE part of Russia reptilians make 5 degree's to MORE than 5 degree's colder, they make the winters MORE than 5 degrees colder on average than it otherwise would be!!!

I HEARD THAT REPTILIANS HAVE BEEN MAKING THE OUTBACK OF AUSTRALIA DRYER THAN IT IS NATURALLY!

That is why you see all those larger trees there that are dead, it used to be wetter there and then reptilians started to cause drought in the outback of Australia!! making the large tree's die!!

I meant to type REPTILIANS for the title! not RETPILIANS!

hahahahaha.

I'm still getting used to my new keyboard!

Reptilians are causing the drought in California, they also therefor causing the torrential rains and flooding in Texas!!

None of the Caribbean hurricanes are natural, they are ALL caused by reptilians!!!

Same with tornado valley! if it was not for reptilians, there would never be a SINGLE tornado in tornado valley!!!

Freak snowfalls would be VERY rare in May in central and especially southern Alberta where I live!!!

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