Michael Pearl #fundie

Michael Pearl #fundie nogreaterjoy.org

Now I am speaking to you, fathers. If you isolate yourself in a room and indulge in pornography, you are not sick; you are evil. You are having intercourse with a computer, or with the pages of a publication. In effect you are having an erotic experience with the editor—probably another man. While you are fanaticizing with that commercially produced image, know that there are thousands of others engaged in eroticism with the same image, at the same time as you. You are part of a disgusting group of perverts, all piled onto the same image together. And somewhere there is a sexually dysfunctional editor enjoying the extent of his erotic powers.

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old comment by Giveitaday

Now I am speaking to you, fathers

Because you are the one true authority to turn to on fatherhood, right? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

If you isolate yourself in a room and indulge in pornography, you are not sick; you are evil.

Because every time you see a naked boobie god will kill a kitten, And every time you rub one off, god will annihilate the children of a small third world country.

You are having intercourse with a computer, or with the pages of a publication.

No one ever had the "sex talk" with you, did they?

In effect you are having an erotic experience with the editorprobably another man.

The editor, but not the model? Uh-huh, sure they are. Whatever it takes to make you like te dirty, dirty, little boy you wish you were. What is it with you fundies and your near obsession with homosexuality? I think the fundie doth protest a bit too much.

While you are fanaticizing with that commercially produced image, know that there are thousands of others engaged in eroticism with the same image, at the same time as you.

Let me guess, in your twisted version of reality that means all those people are really having sex with each other?

You are part of a disgusting group of perverts, all piled onto the same image together.

What do you know, I was right.

And somewhere there is a sexually dysfunctional editor enjoying the extent of his erotic powers.

Sure there is. Like I said, you can believe whatever you need to get through the day. But it still isn't going to make it true.

old comment by WWWWolf

> You are having intercourse with a computer, or with the pages of a publication. In effect you are having an erotic experience with the editorprobably another man.

You know, you could have started making a legitimate argument that human sexuality is a more complex concept than most people think it is, and sexuality manifests itself in rather complex ways that can be bizarre if you really think about them.

Instead, you fell flat on your face spouting something along the lines of "if you look at porn, you're having sex with the pornographer." Most people might immediately say 1) no, they're not, and 2) what kind of messed-up logic made you think that was the case?

> While you are fanaticizing with that commercially produced image, know that there are thousands of others engaged in eroticism with the same image, at the same time as you.

This concept of "mass media" may be a little bit unclear to some individuals, such as yourself, but trust me, most people comprehend it just fine.

Verily! Imagine that, if thou mayst: the selfsame images can be reproduced and distributed with this newfangled letter-pressing machine. Hast thou comprehended and marveled the fair progress of sciences and technologies in this fine Century the Fifteenth of our Lord?

old comment by HazelHolly

Now I am speaking to you, fathers. If you isolate yourself in a room and indulge in pornography, you are not sick; you are evil.
*sigh* Here we go again...

You are having intercourse with a computer,
Technophilia?

or with the pages of a publication.
...I have no idea what the word for this paticular kink is, and I don't want to...

In effect you are having an erotic experience with the editorprobably another man.
What.

While you are fanaticizing with that commercially produced image, know that there are thousands of others engaged in eroticism with the same image, at the same time as you.
D'ya really think men care?

You are part of a disgusting group of perverts, all piled onto the same image together.
"piled onto the sam image"? Freudian slip?

And somewhere there is a sexually dysfunctional editor enjoying the extent of his erotic powers.
How would a porn editor be sexually dysfunctional? And, um, "erotic powers"? Uh...

old comment by Anon-e-moose

And there's me, thinking that pics like this:

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were scanned and uploaded onto a website, because he/she wanted to preserve such an image (along with many others) because of the subject's - in this case the Goddess of Glamour, Bettie Page - exquisite beauty for eternity (backup drives on servers, and all that jazz).

The fact that this pic of Bettie wearing stockings, ultra-high heels, a smile - and little else, I just happen to find extremely arousing, and use such to base a fapping fantasy on (Bettie having white-hot sex with me, whilst she's wearing such) is simply a bonus.

"Now I am speaking to you, fathers."

Whilst I'm in a relationship with a delightful lady, we're not married. Nor are we even remotely interested in having children, ever. One word: condoms. There's your righteous indignation stiffy smashed down by the cold, hard, shovel of argument annihilation. >:D

...oh, one more thing: implying that you've never cracked one off in your life - ever? Even during puberty? Your failure is now complete - for two reasons:

1- The phrase '95% of men masturbate. The other 5% are liars' exists for a reason.

2- Is all this merely projection of your denial that, ultimately, you've fapped to pics on the internet, of artworks by Tom of Finland much? Say hello to Aslan & Tumnus for me, next time you're in Narnia, ducky.

@Iczer-Four

"This guy's head would explode if he saw how much porn and Hentai comics, movies, and pictures i have on my computer and laptop..

Gods i love the internet!"

Never mind this happening:

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His whole self would go nova at the thought of just five words: "Bible Black". "Boku no Pico". >:D

(*Continues to download MILF hentai via wurmknighthentai.com*) b^_^d

@Siberia

"Dude, when I say I know computers, I don't mean biblically."

Floppies. Hard drive. RAM.

...oh, and I bet this dickhead is just mad at the thought of the 'cockblock' aspects of the manga/anime "Chobits". I mean, Hideki must be even more sexually naive than "Fate/Stay Night"'s Shirou, to have never heard of oral, anal, or even Paizuri and/or footsex, even if Chii is an android-esque Persocom?! [/smartarse]

Just two words, Michael Pearl (Necklace): Hentai doujinshi.

"If you isolate yourself in a room and indulge in pornography, you are not sick; you are evil.”
Evil, huh? Who am i hurting?

“You are having intercourse with a computer, or with the pages of a publication.”
What an odd definition of intercourse.

“In effect you are having an erotic experience with the editor—”
The editor? Not the photographer? Or the author? Or the Model?
Seems like an artbitrary place to stop.
Is that because you think the editor’s the last one to touch it? Not the person making the actualy print run?
What if it’s a union printshop? Am i screwing everyone in the union: The building?

“probably another man.”
You’re putting way too much thought into this.

“ While you are fanaticizing with that commercially produced image, know that there are thousands of others engaged in eroticism with the same image, at the same time as you.”
But i’m isolated. That was your premise. Why in the name of paranoia would i think that any man or woman beating off to this image affects me in any way? It’s not a consumable, it’s not like there are only ten million wanks per Page 3 Girl or Centerfold. Let ’em rip.

"You are part of a disgusting group of perverts, all piled onto the same image together.”
Nope, I’m alone, we established that.

"And somewhere there is a sexually dysfunctional editor enjoying the extent of his erotic powers.”
Actually by the time he or she makes it to ‘editor,’ they’re probably pretty desensitized to it.
But tell me more about your orgy fantasy. Slowly…

Michael Pearl #fundie nogreaterjoy.org

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