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I’m sure a lot of people think I’m some backwoods Christian who thinks he can “pray away the gay,” due to my opinion being that was I was turned homosexual through conditioning and post-hypnotic suggestion , but that’s not true at all– I’m not by any means a Christian. [...]
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my opinion being that was I was turned homosexual through conditioning and post-hypnotic suggestion
...and Ted Faggard [I]is[/I] Completely Heterosexual , amirite?!
Now you'd better get back to your trailer where the person you married has made you dinner.
He's made biscuits & gravy!.
@Chloe :
homophone
Do they have a good cell plan? ;)
Edit:
I took a look at the source and there's some reasonable stuff:
I didn’t understand how God sending himself down to earth in human form and sacrificing himself to
himself would save humanity. Wouldn’t God just be able to forgive His people by simply forgiving them? And furthermore, why does all of the Bible circulate around occupied Palestine? There were plenty of religious things happening in China before the events of the Bible occurred and even more stuff going on in India in the Bronze Age. I never could get behind the worshiping of a dead Palestinian, an angry Jewish God and a bird that are all supposed to be the same person.
Then again, there's some other "highlights":
It’s not that I don’t believe in anything, I do, but I think of “God” as resembling a virus, one that we are all hosts to.
Do I eat a sandwich because I want to? Or do I eat the sandwich because, you know, I’m hungry?
If God knows the answer to everything, past, present and future what’s the point in worshiping Him? Did God elect the option NOT to know? Or is the Christian God just an angry sociopath? He knows already what I’m going to pray for so there’s no point in praying to him. Is it ego that drives God? Does the frightening yet seemingly impossible Christian God Yahweh even exist?
Or is it just me and my sandwich?
Whatever you say. You remind me of this:
Graffiti on the men's room wall:
My mother made me a homosexual
Someone wrote underneath:
If I give her the wool, could she make me one too?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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