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lowfyr #fundie lowfyr.tumblr.com

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I’m sure a lot of people think I’m some backwoods Christian who thinks he can “pray away the gay,” due to my opinion being that was I was turned homosexual through conditioning and post-hypnotic suggestion, but that’s not true at all– I’m not by any means a Christian. [...]