After today I feel like maybe God should wipe us all out.
I saw on a television show my wife was watching because she watches garbage a woman masturbating with a blanket over her watching porn on a smart phone while vibrator noises could be heard.
Then I went online and saw an article posted by huffington post titled something or another like "Is God Gay?"
After that I really felt humbled and can't blame God if he smites this world and I kinda am in favor of him doing so.
This world is that messed up and things aren't going to get better.
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After today I feel like maybe God should wipe us all out.
Start with yourself. Suicide is pretty easy these days if you really feel like it.
Oh wait, you're Catholic, you believe you get hellfire if you kill yourself.
You saw on a show your wife was watching? How could you see if you were not also watching?
So, people being gay and masturbating upsets you so much you think mankind ought to be exterminated?
I'd say you're what's messing up the world.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your ancestors said the same thing when the lightning rod was invented. And the printing press. And on back. Hell, go far enough and old Roman men sat around shaking their heads and saying the same thing as they watched infant Christianity begin wrapping its filthy, sticky tentacles around their society.
Those are the things that make you think that? Not the millions of people being forced to flee their home countries and to live (and die) in horrible circumstances? Not the atrocities by ISIS and other terror groups the world over? Not the little children dying of hunger while on the other side of the world literal fucktons of food are thrown away as “garbage”? Not the millions of people still living in de-facto slavery everywhere in the world?
No, you think it should all end because you cannot bear to see someone (implicitly) masturbate and someone else being OK with being gay on TV (which you could switch off) and read an the headline of an article you think does disagree with your beliefs on a website (which you could leave anytime). Jeesh, talk about First World problems!
I feel sorry for your wife. If my wife were watching a show like that, I'd be very interested. And then we'd probably make passionate love afterward.
Really, if your wife is interested in shows like that and you call it "garbage," then I'm guessing your wife is lacking something from you. You sound only slightly less sexually repressed than David J. Stewart.
The context of your argument might be somewhat discernible if you put some commas in the correct places.
"After that I really felt humbled and can't blame God if he smites this world and I kinda am in favor of him doing so."
It's fitting that the Abrahamic god would be as petty as your standard fundie. More insight into how the Christian god takes the form of its devoted followers, and this explains the unjust actions it performs in the Bible.
"This world is that messed up and things aren't going to get better."
Wow, so your god really fucked up a lot for a "perfect all powerful being that knows how everything will turn out". First he couldn't create a perfect world on the first try, what with the garden of Eden; then there's the flood, which he supposedly did to fix everything, which as we can see, didn't fix anything; if it did, the world wouldn't be messed up now as you say it is. Then there's the dinosaurs and all of the animals that he created and kept alive on the ark only to go extinct... He has foreknowledge of exactly how everything will turn out, yet he's not able to do anything about it up front? So much for "omnipotence".
For a supreme being, he sure seems to be a supreme fuckup. How many "do overs" does your god need?
Ok, I know we all start to wonder what kind of god would allow things like Adam Sandler making yet another terrible movie, but deciding THAT is the point where it's time to give up on the species?
Wow, dude... If your wife watching something involving a masturbating woman and an article that includes "God" and "Gay" in the title without the word "hates" in there somewhere are where you draw the line, I can only imagine what would happen if you crawled out from under your rock and saw the rest of the world.
So people are exploring and learning about themselves and accepting themselves and you find that to be the reason humanity needs to be wiped out.
Says a lot about your morality
Again Catholic, clean your own stinking house before you dare preach against anyone. You have NO HIGH MORAL GROUND, NONE.
Were not in the mood for lectures from hypocrites anymore. Even the most current Popes getting tired of it, I'd feel better if he defunds that Exorcism shit though.
Time to watch his head explode, hey Governator.
Arnold used to talk all the time about exercise being orgasmic for him.
Your God is either a-gendered, or is totally bi.
And the Catholic Church had legal Gay marriages in the middle ages, including clergy.
Confused?
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