The war in Iraq is not lost. It is the beginning of WW III, also called the Battle of Ar Mageddon, which begins where the Euprates recently dried up (in Iraq). The war against the demon-posessed "kings" of the east is eventually won by Israel and her western allies, the chief one being the US.
Islamic terrorists are the 7th head of the beast, which is said to trample the Holy Spot for 1260 years. Thank God the time is about up!
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If the Euphraties had dried up, you'd think it would be big news. Yet the major networks are totally silent. I suppose they're just run by the Antichrist, eh? And if I went to Iraq and dipped my toe in the Euphraties, the water's just an illusion of the False Prophet, right?
Euphrates has never dried up, it´s still a pivotal resource for the place, so, it´s high time to pop up the question, WTF?
Brian X asks:
"I didn't know there was a book of the Bible called "Out of Your Butt". What chapter and verse was that?"
The Revelation of St. John, the Mental Case. All Chapters, all Verses. I'll sing a few bars and you can join in at the refrain:
You must all be afraid to die, O Unbelievers! You will all be killed in very nasty ways.
Jehova the Mighty has ordained that you're to be mashed into a pulp.
You'll have your eyes gouged out, and your elbows broken;
And your kneecaps split, and your body burned away;
And your limbs all hacked and mangled, O unbeliever!
Your head smashed in and your heart cut out
And your liver removed and your bowels unplugged
And your nostrils raped and your bottom burned off ...
Apologies to Monty Python.
Jesus Christ, what the fuck did they put in you holy water? And yes, I'm swearing ON PURPOSE, fucktard!
IIRC, Emperor Vespasian (with a little help from his friends, some three entire legions, under the command of his son Titus) burned down the Temple of Herod some 1940 years ago, give or take. So the "ruin and desolation" has been with us for more than your "biblical" 1260 years (shouldn't it be days, by the way?). As for beasts trampling the Holy Land - WTF? Who is it, specifically? Arabs? Seljuk Turks? Crusaders? Ottoman Turks? Palestinians? If they have been there for 1260 now, that would mean you're refering to 1st Arab invasion, back in the days of the Caliphate. But then there was this intermezzo called Crusades, during which the Dome on the Rock was A CHURCH! Of course since Franks were gentiles (and quite anti-semitic, to boot!) that brief period might have ammounted to trampling anyway. But then if Islam is the 7th head, then what are the other heads, exactly? Because I recall reading that the beast itself is the OWG, derived from UN (wish it were that!), its heads being an allusion to new, governing body of said UN.
All in all you fail at biblical scholarship, at common sense and, most damning, in keeping up with crackpot theories of your own particular tribe. F, see me after class.
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So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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