Hey - smirk at Trump all you want. But if it weren’t for Donald Trump - Osama bin Laden will still be alive.
Yeah, I’m serious.
If it weren’t for Donald Trump - Osama bin Laden will still be alive.
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So, I'm confused. If Donald Trump ceases to be, Osama bin Laden is still alive? Does this mean he's going to get better? Or are you trying to say Bin Laden never was killed, and it's all because of Trump?
You know what, you're an idiot. That's a much easier and satisfying explaination.
He's actually right on this one.
Most people don't know, but Trumps "hair" is actually a vital member of the navy seals.
Without it, would could never perform such a mission over seas.
Right... because Obama is just sooooo concerned about some riches to rags white guy questioning his citizenship amongst the dozens of other crackpots launching frivilous legal challenges that he assassinated the most wanted man in the world as a jangling keys manoever. It's not like the United States Army already had plans to riddle Bin Laden with hot lead before Trump muscled his way to the front of the birther conga line of implausible denial.
Considering the President's birth records had already long since been released by the time Trump made his bold challenge it was kind of a moot point.
Double moot as Obama would have to have presented those same documents to become a senator, and obviously they checked out.
Now that bin Laden is out of the way, maybe the U.S. Navy Seals can conduct another, much less violent surprise operation: to kindly remove that strange, vaguely hair-like thing from Donald's head.
No, it's true - honestly. Trump finally got Osama to release his birth certificate and then they found where he was born and asked his mum where he might be hiding (dressed as one of his old school friends, y'see) and then they sent some seals to pop a cap in his ass and eat some penguins and stuff.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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