BUSH RESMOVES SHOES FOR ALLAH
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Originally Posted by coffeehubby
I would have offered them bacon. That's my diplomacy for how I see them.
Response by Becky, Team Admin.
Use a can of "Bacon Bits". It gives a wider spread.
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What's wrong with showing another religion respect? It won't kill you for pete's sake! Hell, you guys demand respect from everybody and their pagan grandmas.... I'm certain you can scrape around the bottom of your souls and come up with something resembling respect for people whose beliefs are different from yours. Shit, it won't hurt to try.
Oh, and by the way, the bacon bits jab was downright cruel, considering how Muslims don't eat pork. But then, what else can you expect from an ignorant, hate-filled fundy?
Becky's aforementioned response was a bad attempt at humor. She also said this: "He's not our pastor, he is our President and a diplomat. He wasn't worshipping a false god, he was removing his shoes."
So, your form of 'diplomacy' is to intentionally offend others by making a show of violating their religious beliefs?
Way to ignore the whole 'love and compassion' part of your religion.
The whole thread is more hate-filled ignorant garbage. They go on-and-on about Allah being Satan, totally oblivious to the fact that Allah is considered by Muslims to be the same god of Abraham, Moses, and Jesus.
I've come to expect nothing else from these fuckwits.
And I'd offer people like you a pentagram, a Koran, a copy of Darwin's works, and an "I love Harry Potter" bumper sticker.
Well, as an atheist, I don't have much respect for Islam either. However, as this is DIPLOMACY, it would be pretty damned stupid to deliberately offend them, and then go "so, about those policies we want to work together on...."
You love Genesis and all the shit in that, even though you don't know most of it.
And you love Exodus and al lthe shit in that even though you don't know most of it.
And you love Leviticus and all the shit in that even though you don't know most of it and can only quote the bit about not lying with a man as a woman.
LEVITICUS 11. (NIV)
1 The LORD said to Moses and Aaron, 2 "Say to the Israelites: 'Of all the animals that live on land, these are the ones you may eat: 3 You may eat any animal that has a split hoof completely divided and that chews the cud.
4 " 'There are some that only chew the cud or only have a split hoof, but you must not eat them. The camel, though it chews the cud, does not have a split hoof; it is ceremonially unclean for you. 5 The coney, [a] though it chews the cud, does not have a split hoof; it is unclean for you. 6 The rabbit, though it chews the cud, does not have a split hoof; it is unclean for you. 7 And the pig, though it has a split hoof completely divided, does not chew the cud; it is unclean for you. 8 You must not eat their meat or touch their carcasses; they are unclean for you.
Gee, silly me, I thought that Bush was President of the United States and represented ALL AMERICANS, not just a minor fundamentalist Christian sub-sect of bigots and racists.
He'd probably just feed it to his cat or something, then rinse his hands, then think you were a moron.
Bacon wouldn't be diplomatic, but it would present an honest impression.
@Maryland Bear
Anyone with good taste should refrain from eating them,,,, lol
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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