I'll tell you, the TV is America's worst enemy. Women sit around watching heathen television, reading heathen newspapers and heathen magazines, listening to heathen radio, gossiping on the phone with heathen friends, attending corrupt churches, and their life is as heathen as can be. By “heathen” I mean sinful, worldly, carnal and lacking any desire to obey the Bible and please God with your life. The world is 99% heathen and always has been (1st John 5:19).
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"By “heathen” I mean sinful, worldly, carnal and lacking any desire to obey the Bible and please God with your life."
You mean like pedophiles, Davey? Know anyone like that, Davey?
So....not serving as your servant is bad, bad, bad? It's the man's job in the family to watch old TV shows and music videos so he can salivate over adolescent girls and then condemn them on the internet? My goodness, what a shame.
By “heathen” I mean sinful, worldly, carnal and lacking any desire to obey the Bible and please God with your life.
Yep, that sounds like me!
Okay fucking seriously people: why in the hell are you still submitting stuff from David Stewart/JIS? And more importantly why are the admins still approving these submissions? This is the lowest of the low hanging & rotting fruit on the fundy tree. And we've seen it all by now, people have been posting the rants from this loon since I first found this site 12 years ago, and most of this crap was written back in the FUCKING 90s!!!!! David J. Stewart, in addition to being a child abuser (supposedly at least), carries as much weight in the fundy world as the Phelps clan. Seriously guys, up your game, there are far more relevant and better fundamentalists to give our attention to than this clown school dropout!
...David J. 'Gary Glitter' Stewart typed away on his computer developed by the sinful, worldly gay Atheist Alan Turing, with an OS invented by the sinful, worldly Atheist Bill Gates, connected to the sinful, worldly, carnal WWW invented by the heathen Unitarian Universalist Sir Tim Berners-Lee, whilst living in the Polynesian culture-based, and thus very sinful and heathen Guam.
...oh, and 'sup DJS, in the comment above me. We FSTDTers quote & rip into such, because we can . >:D
Ah, yes, listen to a convicted pedophile tell everyone how to be godly.
Wait, I guess the catholic priests do it too, just without that "convicted" part.
Gee, most of the women I know manage to squeeze in an actual productive job among all that heathen watching, reading and gossiping. I know they shouldn't be doing that, because they're supposed to be home cooking, cleaning and getting ready to satisfy all the needs of their man/owner.
On the other hand, heathen tv and radio, newspapers and magazines and such are considerably more interesting than endless hours of "God is so wonderful."
@ Thinking Allowed
That's right . . . they do it whilst driving.
Heathen TV- I rarely watch tv and if I do, it's none of the crap that my fellow gender watches.
Heathen papers/mags- I get my news from the net.
Heathen radio- Er, there are no radio stations dealing with that subject, Stewy Boy.
And the rest is just blabber.
Ol Davey is upset 'cause the only female he can get with is by harrassing underage ones!
So he admits that he re-defines words to make them mean what he wants them to.
@ex-fan:
And if the site would only show posts by DJS and would have some criteria about how "important" the quoted fundie has to be or how recent the quote, you'd actually have a point.
Erm, so men don't watch TV, read newspapers, listen to radios, talk with friends on the phone, go to church?
So now women are 99% of the population?
@Kuno
I'd say ex-FSTDT fan has half a point. This stuff used to perplex me. Now, when I'm scrolling through the comment section, I'm just thinking, "Christian nation this, natural law that, death to all gays / minorities, blah blah blah... Yep, same old nonsense."
Let's face it: It'd take something pretty damn insane to really steal our attention these days. Not that I'm advocating that fundies become even crazier just for our entertainment value, but..
"I'll tell you, the TV is America's worst enemy."
Is that why you're always going on about old TV shows?
Wait till you see the new ones.
@Thinking Allowed
Hey Dave, who the hell sits at home and gossips on the phone anymore?
Davey thinks the country is still like the 1950's.
@brazenTyrant
"I object to all this sex on the TV. I keep falling off! "
Exactly. I mean, has one ever tried Conceptual Sex in the Mercenary Position on top of a 50-inch 4K Ultra-ready smart TV? And there's also the risk of contracting HDMI. To say nothing of the problem of suffering from Blu-Ray Balls. X3
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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