[on the movie "Evan Almighty"]
And Lotte-18, why do you think our LORD would forgive a gaggle of Hollywood atheists making light of his scripture and holy Covenant with mankind, only to turn a profit? When did he "forgive" the Philistines or Sodomites?"
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OK, I promise I'll stop laughing just as soon as my skin melts off in a lake of fire.
In return, how about you start thinking and don't stop until you get to 'heaven'.
Movie's awful, especially compared to the first one.
And anyway, not everyone in Hollywood is an atheist, and they aren't trying to offend Christians.
$5 US says this guy complains about Veggie Tales, too.
Ah well. I'm gonna be surfing the lake of fire with Bill Hicks, listening to good music and high-fiving Satan every time I pass him on the shore.
And skin melting off means one thing: no more need for sunblock.
... I thought God was a forgiving God.
Also, he gave us the ability to laugh... what's the point of it if we can't use it?
God has a sense of humor! Seriously...what IS it with Fundies and getting bent out of shape over movies! If you don't like it, fine, don't watch it...nobody's twisting your arm, but you don't have to make a huge stink out of it! If God-Almighty, Omniscient, Omnipotent, Omnipresent God- feels threatened about a movie, (which I'm sure S/He doesn't) then S/He clearly has self-esteem issues!
Funny then, how the original film "Bruce Almighty" was a smash hit - with nary a mention of the Bible - yet, on the other hand, "Evan Almighty" was one of the biggest comedy flops of all time.
I wonder why ...?
Moral: Sex sells. Sci-Fi (and the former film applies, as a 'What If' scenario; as in 'What if you were God?') sells. Religion doesn't . You do the maths, Stinx871.
"And Lotte-18, why do you think our LORD would forgive a gaggle of Hollywood atheists making light of his scripture and holy Covenant with mankind, only to turn a profit?"
There's only one of the catgirl familiars of the TSAB's Admiral Gil Graham called Lieze Lotte (apart from her twin sister Lieze Aria ). But, as she would say - with a feral gleam in her eye - about you:
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>:3 =^_^=
Confused?
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