THE ONLY PIECE THAT I CAN ADD TO THIS IS: I DON'T LIKE FAR-LEFT LIBERALS BECAUSE IF THEY HAVE THEIR WAY, THEY WOULD PUT ALL CHRISTIANS IN AN ARENA AND SELL TICKETS FOR CAMPAIGN FUNDING AND TURN EVERY MAN-EATING LION ON ALL CHRISTIANS FOR SPORT!!!!!!!!!IF SHE THINKS SHES QUEEN HILLARY GETS IN WATCH AND SEE THE PERSECUTION REALLY BEGIN ON ALL CHRISTIANS EVERYWHERE.. (IF THE WICKED WITCH OF NORTH AMERICA GETS IN,SHE WILL GO FOR THE JUGULAR) I ALSO DIDN'T VOTE FOR LYING SLICK WILLIE AND I SURE AS HECK WILL NOT VOTE FOR HER TWO-FACEDNESS EITHER.....WHAT A MESS HE MADE AND SHE WILL MAKE AN EVEN BIGGER MESS...WHAT HATEFUL PEOPLE
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No, you're wrong. There are totally people this stupid that actually exist.
Never attribute to parody what could just as easily be explained by pure, mind-melting stupid. At least, not without evidence.
Listen up, missy. We're going to do away with all of that far-left liberal nonsense, especially free speech, and most especially free speech for women. Now quit your yapping; can't you see that there are men here who aren't holding beers and hot dogs?
I ALSO DIDN'T VOTE FOR LYING SLICK WILLIE AND I SURE AS HECK WILL NOT VOTE FOR HER TWO-FACEDNESS EITHER.....WHAT A MESS HE MADE AND SHE WILL MAKE AN EVEN BIGGER MESS...
Because Dubya has turned the USA into a land of sunshine and bunnies since taking office, hasn't he?
I DON'T LIKE FAR-LEFT LIBERALS BECAUSE IF THEY HAVE THEIR WAY, THEY WOULD PUT ALL CHRISTIANS IN AN ARENA AND SELL TICKETS FOR CAMPAIGN FUNDING AND TURN EVERY MAN-EATING LION ON ALL CHRISTIANS FOR SPORT!!!!!!!!!
I can understand the paranoia. This actually happened during the Roosevelt administration, and was actually one of his campaign promises. "A chicken in every pot, and a Christian in every lion". You thought Social Security was the New Deal? Ha! Believe you me, in 1937 there were plenty of fat, happy lions.
-pb
THEY WOULD PUT ALL CHRISTIANS IN AN ARENA AND SELL TICKETS FOR CAMPAIGN FUNDING AND TURN EVERY MAN-EATING LION ON ALL CHRISTIANS FOR SPORT!!!!!!!!!
ah, if only....*sigh*...
I ALSO DIDN'T VOTE FOR LYING SLICK WILLIE
as opposed to our current, honest, truthful president?
WHAT A MESS HE MADE
name one....oh, you can't? then shut the fuck up
"WHAT HATEFUL PEOPLE"
Pot. Kettle. Black.
"I DON'T LIKE FAR-LEFT LIBERALS BECAUSE IF THEY HAVE THEIR WAY, THEY WOULD PUT ALL CHRISTIANS IN AN ARENA AND SELL TICKETS FOR CAMPAIGN FUNDING AND TURN EVERY MAN-EATING LION ON ALL CHRISTIANS FOR SPORT!!!!!!!!!"
Ah, no. That would be me.
And a person who writes in caps to look more intelligent and who is so hateful and judgamental is a saint. Please, stop to discredit yourself. If a woman goes to a Baptist church, she's not going to feed you to lions(which lions, anyway?)
"...THEY WOULD PUT ALL CHRISTIANS IN AN ARENA"
Er, hasn't this been tried before. It didn't work. Why bother. That's all they want. Top billing. Lions in small print!
"...QUEEN HILLARY GETS IN WATCH AND SEE THE PERSECUTION REALLY BEGIN ON ALL CHRISTIANS EVERYWHERE.. (IF THE WICKED WITCH OF NORTH AMERICA GETS IN,SHE WILL GO FOR THE JUGULAR)..."
I thought America was a Republic. Have Ibeen Rip Van Winkeling?
"...I ALSO DIDN'T VOTE FOR LYING SLICK WILLIE..."
Slick willies are best. They produce less friction.
She's a Gemini?
A prophecy! So she will get elected.=!
I ALSO DIDN'T VOTE FOR LYING SLICK WILLIE ... WHAT A MESS HE MADE ...
Yeah, he lied about weapons of mass destruction, then started a war over them - no, wait, that was some one else. OK, he ran up the national debt by almost a trillion dollars - no, wait, that was someone else, too. Alright, I give up - what was the mess again?
THE ONLY PIECE THAT I CAN ADD TO THIS IS: I DON'T LIKE FAR-LEFT LIBERALS BECAUSE IF THEY HAVE THEIR WAY, THEY WOULD PUT ALL CHRISTIANS IN AN ARENA AND SELL TICKETS FOR CAMPAIGN FUNDING AND TURN EVERY MAN-EATING LION ON ALL CHRISTIANS FOR SPORT!
Actually, I'd rather put you in a zoo and charge people money to come pitch peanuts at you. Maybe you could play pinochle with Fred Phelps.
Well since Pat Robertson wanted to put gays in concentration camps (as he stated quite plainly from the pulpit of one Republican National Convention) isn't it fair for the far-left liberals to put evil christians in front of man-eating lions?
Tit for tat, m'dear. Just because you claim you have god behind your politics doesn't mean our liberal evil isn't better your evil.
Neener Neener Neener
First off, caps lock is cruise control for cool. Oh yeah. Just thought I'd get that out there.
Second off, the far right will always be more dangerous than the far right. What's the worst the far left could do? A few gay bars. Far right? People being shoved into fucking ovens at gunpoint.
Third an finally...this quote is just brimming with irony. Liberals...would put Christians in Arenas with Lions? That's a bad enough exageration or joke, but worse if this person actually believes it. Now if fundies were in charge on the other hand, I'm sure they would be locking up or killing off all the "heretics" and "infidels".
Hillary Clinton and Dubya are members of the same mainline denomination, dumbass.
I'm all for disliking her (you'd have a hard time liking her less than I do) but factual reasons for doing so are a good idea.
WHAT A MESS HE MADE
Seven sixteenths of one inch: that is the distance you'd have to move your pinky to sound less like an idiot.
I seriously doubt Hillary's going to go around persecuting Christians and Christian values. If anything, she's going to crack down on anything that threatens our children and values and have the FCC regulating more and video game companies sued more for violence or whatever instead of letting entertainers show what they want and parents taking the responsibility for what they expose their children to.
Lying about Sex - WRONG
starting a war, lying about Weapons, not taking care of Hurrican Victims, giving the best Government Contracts to your family friends (to only name a few things) it - RIGHT, as long as you claim to be christian!!!
... much as the arena part would kick massive amounts of ass, its wrong. Its also not something any of us have planned, though we may occasionally dream of some of you extremists brandishing shiny, moving crosses at very big, playful kitties....
I say, lets put all the die hard fundies into an arena and let them rip each other apart. My personal motto in life is 'To each, his or her own'. Lets see any two fundie sect's try to live like that, huh?
Y'know, she might actually be talking about the mess Bill made. No, not any perceived political mess, the actual mess mess he made....
Oh, for the days of Clinton, when oil was US$30 per barrel, and milk was only a couple of bucks a gallon....
THEY WOULD PUT ALL CHRISTIANS IN AN ARENA AND SELL TICKETS FOR CAMPAIGN FUNDING AND TURN EVERY MAN-EATING LION ON ALL CHRISTIANS FOR SPORT
Marianna must have just opened up a history book and read about Rome.
Fact: Around 80% of Americans are Christian.
Fact: Just over half of Americans are Democrats.
Conclusion: Most Democrats must be Christians.
"WHAT A MESS HE MADE"
Oh, yeah, a thriving economy and global stability. Unless you're speaking about the specific mess he made on a certain dress, you owe me a new irony metre.
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