You can’t tell who’s “beautiful” today without a scorecard.

We all know what it means when the first thing a person says when looking at a blond-black couple, “Oh, God! They will have such BEAUTIFUL children. I am getting an orgasm just THINKING about it!”

Since the first that occurs to EVERYBODY when they see a black with a blond is “ugly children” the first thing every respectable conservative says is that “they will have BEAUTIFUL bronze-colored children.”

This kind of “beauty” is called “exotic.” On the sitcom “Unhappily Ever After,” the sister and brother were talking about what words really mean. The boy said, “Like ‘exotic.”

“Yea,” said the girl, “It means ugly.”

EVERYBODY, in a SITCOM audience, knew what they were talking about.

And laughed.

Haille Berry, black woman in reasonable physical condition, is now officially “beautiful.”

Meanwhile, back on Planet Earth, Baywatch, with its Nordic lovelies in skimpy bathing suits, jumped to first place in the WORLD among TV shows. Then, on command, they started throwing in non-whites and declared them “beautiful and the show ceased to be with us.

South America, say respectable conservatives, is a place where the races are BEAUTIFULLY mixed. Especially Brazil.

Take a look at the people South American choose to look at on television. They range from blond to Nordic-featured with dark hair and light eyes. NO obvious mulattoes

In his novel 1984, Orwell said that the essence of freedom was the right to say two and two is four. You can tell Big Brother is watching when everybody rushes to agree that ugly is beautiful.