[FSTDT? CTSTDT? FCTDTD? I think the last is the only one that makes sense. This guy is a gold mine.]
There is a Gay Agenda to force GLBT sexuality on every Christian, anywhere they dare exist out in the open. That is not myth, paranoia or urban legend. It is a fact.
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Yes, it's terrible the way Christians have to meet in secret, avoid identifying themselves as Christians and refrain from reading Christian literature in public for fear that they will be forced into gay sex.
Or maybe not.
Look around, you'll find him being racist, too. I can't remember where, but he said all black men were thugs who wore their pants around their knees.
He is the trifecta, just never in a single post.
FCTSTDT - Fundie Conspiracy Theorists Say the Darndest Things
At least, that's what I meant. I was very tired when I submitted this gem.
"That is not myth, paranoia or urban legend. It is a fact. "
Fact huh? To quote one of my favorite lines: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
"There is a Gay Agenda to force GLBT sexuality on every Christian, anywhere they dare exist out in the open."
Awesome, I just pictured Pat Robertson as a transsexual.
Yep, that's the kind of mental image you want to have while eating soup.
I can haz mercy killing nao plz?
Lol you dumbasses have the need to feel special and create a sky father that cares about you, and then think everyone cares about you so fucking much that they want to force something onto you.
Get over yourselves, retards.
No, it's a paranoid myth.
Or do lesbians drive around in vans kidnapping your wife, and half an hour later, the bears in the unmarked van show up to have a chat with YOU, too?
Damn, I wish I had a cool neighborhood like that.
How, exactly, is the Gay Agenda going to force gay, lesbian, bisexual AND transexual sexuality on every Christian? I mean, that's a pretty heavy schedule. They might need steroids or extra vitamins or something.
Didn't you mean to type: "There is a Christo-fascist Agenda to force Christianity on every non-Christian, anywhere they dare exist out in the open. That is not myth, paranoia or urban legend. It is a fact"
"Christians are so persecuted!!!": check.
That is one of the purest and most refined trinities of fail to ever grace our fine mortal sphere.
Who's forcing what on who now?
Either way, I have a roll of duct tape and a tube of lube if any one wants to play :)
'That is not myth, paranoia or urban legend. It is a fact.'
Where's the proof, shithead? I can see overwhelming proof of the fundy plan to force Americans to live according to 'Biblical' law - the 'faith-based' initiatives, ex-Judge Roy Moore, Judges Alito, Scalia, and Thomas, the judicial appointments of such fundy creeps as James Leon Holmes & Michael McConnell, the intense lobbying efforts of 'Focus on the Fundies {family}, the 'Family Research Council', the Dover school board scandal, etc, etc.
Polycarp_Fan's proof? A big goose egg - ZERO.
Define "force on". Are you just pissed because they dare to come out of the closet? How many people do you want to live their lives in secret JUST SO YOU ARE NOT EMBARRASSED?
Also: Have you no shame? That's rhetorical; I see you don't.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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