Originally Posted by Gracchus:
You said, dad, that if God told you the Bible wasn’t true, you would deem him a liar and spit in his face!
And kick his sorry uknowwhat to boot. Then, I'd get mean.
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@Dark_lord_prime If he's a Poe, he's a bloody persistent one, he's been around for years and years.
Yet more proof that Fundies don't actually worship God and Jesus but instead worship the Bible, and a version of said book that it is well-documented was altered in translation for political reasons.
Jeez, this guy has the survival instincts of a pyromaniac chainsmoker in a firework factory. If your god told you the bible wasn't true, then your vengeful, short tempered god with a penchant for cruel, unusual and infinitely prolonged punishment would still exist, otherwise who the fuck would you be talking to? And in that case, kicking him would be a rather stupid thing to do.
I have to say, as far as hypothetical questions go, "what if god told you the bible is false?" is an awesome question
And dad's a moron. I hope he's not actually spreading his genes.
There are hundreds of verses in which the Bible disagrees with or contradicts itself. What would you do about those verses... cut them out of your Bible, tear them to shreds, and stomp on them? Then, how do you know which verses are "correct" and which ones are erroneous? You may just have to destroy the entire book to be sure...
Ok, it was bad enough when you (fundies) said "if reality contradicts the bible then reality is wrong", but seriously, even you should see the stupidity of "if God disagrees with the bible then god is wrong"
Maybe he's saying this on the logic that if God said that to him, he would know it was really Satan in disguise, or something like that. I honestly can't figure out how else this could possibly square with "dad"'s purported fundieness. (Of course, it's possible he's a Poe, and has just been at it for a really long time...)
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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