"A fundie is the furthest thing from a Christian"!?
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Fundie:
Consider the following quote from "The Master and Margarita" by Mikhail Bulgakov.
“No, no, Hegemon,” the arrested man said, straining all over in his wish to convince, `there’s one with a goatskin parchment who follows me, follows me and keeps writing all the time. But once I peeked into this parchment and was horrified. I said decidedly nothing of what’s written there. I implored him: “Burn your parchment, I beg you!” But he tore it out of my hands and ran away.“
"Who is that?” Pilate asked squeamishly and touched his temple with his hand.
“Matthew Levi,” the prisoner explained willingly. “He used to be a tax collector
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Well let's see... fundies tend to hate everyone who's not just like them, when Jesus said to love everyone as yourself. Fundies tend to be against charity when Jesus said to help the poor. Fundies tend to be against free health care, when Jesus healed people for free. Fundies tend to throw fits if businesses aren't celebrating Christmas enough, when Jesus threw the money changers out of the temple. Fundies tend to believe that faith alone is enough to get into Heaven and eschew good works, when Jesus was clear that good works are also needed to be righteous. Fundies tend to be extremely judgmental, when Jesus said not to judge others. Fundies think that only people who agree 100% with them on church doctrine will get to Heaven, when Jesus said that anyone who follows him will. Fundies look down their noses at sinners when Jesus dined with them. Fundies tend to dislike Jews and people from the Middle East, when Jesus was a Mideastern Jew.
Need I go on?
Those like The Last Fart who want an Eternal Talibangelist Theocracy of Godsville = ISIS & their 'Caliphate'.
There simply is no difference.
ISIS = Fundie.
The Last Fart = Fundie.
There simply is no lower insult.
Thus you = worse -than Fundie, TLF.
Just call a Chav a 'Goth', Farty-boy. Even someone from ISIS would show more mercy . >:D
That's why I say "FRUMMIE", Trumpy; Because you zealots go against even the "fundamentals" of your faith. "Frummer", however, is Yiddish for "Annoyingly holier-than-thou-fanatical-religious-nut" and is derogatory.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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