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Water is the great record keeper, the cause of gravity, and the reason we get old and die.

This is what came to me when I woke up today. Was going through my mind over and over until I consciously recognized what was being 'said'.

My other thread about water:
Thread: WATER IS THE ANSWER!!!

So it is a topic I do have personal interest in.

But I thought these statements were interesting.

"Water is the Great Record Keeper"... water remembers everything, throughout the universe.

"Water is the cause of gravity"... I was thinking about reasons why this one could be wrong. I realized since science admittedly doesn't know what causes gravity, then how could I say it's wrong?

"Water is the reason we get old and die"... I took it to mean this is because water (being the 'great record keeper') remembers us, knows our position in the universe, and thus knows how long we are to exist/live.

Water is a system... water... maybe the lifeblood of the universe.

It was also implied that life itself comes from water, throughout the universe.

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Confused?

So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

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