The Gay Agenda
They will rape anything in their path.
You heterosexual fools that apologize in any way for the Gay perverted sex cult. They will sexually abuse your children if you so much as turn your back
Homosexuals are BEHIND all these perverted TV shows.
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Everyone knows that GAYS are pure evil creatures from the bowels of hell on another planet, and when they die, their horrid bodies break down into the pure filth that they are and it gets into the air and then people breath it in and then they get all gay and they start eating the spine-juices out of baby kittens and they eat babies from the church and start fires on little old disabled people and then tehy use their unlimited GAY resources to build up an impeneratrable fortress of communism and nazism to further their perverted demon sex cult.
Watch for the television series this fall on the WB.
Everyone knows that GAYS are pure evil creatures from the bowels of hell on another planet, and when they die, their horrid bodies break down into the pure filth that they are and it gets into the air and then people breath it in and then they get all gay and they start eating the spine-juices out of baby kittens and they eat babies from the church and start fires on little old disabled people and then tehy use their unlimited GAY resources to build up an impeneratrable fortress of communism and nazism to further their perverted demon sex cult.
Watch for the television series this fall on the WB.
Paul forgot to mention that the anit-christ is gay, and that the illuminati (sp?), Harry Potter, everything that makes any kind of reference to sexuality, etc. are all part of the whole gay conspiracy. If these people are going to make such a claim, the least they can do it get their accusations in order and not to just a half-assed job.
How is it that these people get copies of the Gay Agenda before I do? I suppose the Gay Mafia is HARD UPfor people to send out those PACKAGES.
Yeah, get it?! I made an erection funny! Ha ha ha...uhm... ::cough::
There are some other crazy posts further down; one guy advocates censoring all 'objectionable' (by his standards, of course) material in the US. He then states that pornography was the cause of Ted Bundy's criminal insanity.
Some people are so uptight, it's a wonder they don't have aneurysms every time they open their mouths.
Oh, Paul. Do you live in the real world? I know when I walk down the street I see lesbians raping lamp-posts and gay men raping door handles all the time. I mean, who doesn't! It's hard to walk down the sidewalk without kicking off the ones who jump up and hump your leg.
Oh. Wait. I'm not delusional.
Homosexual Agenda
8:00 - 9:00 - Continental Breakfast
9:00 - 9:30 - Welcoming address; icebreaker exercise.
9:30 - 9:45 - Coffee break
9:45 - 12:00 - Perverted TV script review and selection for next season.
12:00 - 1:30 - Lunch break
1:30 - 2:30 - "How to" video: sexually abusing children while Mom's back is turned
2:30 - 2:45 - Coffee break (please remain in the area)
2:45 - 4:00 - Sexually abusing children practice session.
4:00 - 4:30 - Review and feedback
Note: Be sure to join us at 10:00PM at the E. 97th St. entrance to Central Park for the "Rape anything in Your Path" party.
What is the gay agenda, exactly?
I mean, is it in an actual agenda?
If so, can you ("Paul") provide me with feedback as to what it entails inside the said agenda?
Thought not.
@[b]Prager: Harry Potter has sex in it? I don't recall any ...
Wait, didn't he kiss that Chinese girl?
OMG MISCEGENATION!!!eleven!!seven!!
Did you ever notice that all the FUNDIES seem to have a copy of the GAY AGENDA? Did you notice that FUNDIES are the ones who always talk about RAPING people? Did you notice that FUNDIES are the ones who always talk about MOLESTING CHILDREN? HMMMM, can we say FUNDIE FANTASIES projected on others!!!!!
Heh heh, he said "behind".
Now what is "Chuckey" supposed to be referring to? Is it the evil doll from "Child's Play"? And what does that have to do with asylums? Or rape? Or...anything?
Damnit, they're onto us again! Who keeps leaking news of our All-Consuming-Agenda-to-Rape-Anything-That-Moves?! Blast!
Now in all seriousness, what's with fundies and thinking there's a "gay agenda"? I mean sure we have "agendas" but those mostly consist of waking up, eating, getting to work on time, doing a good job, trying to avoid rush hour traffic on the way home, and relaxing a bit. Generally in that order.
Also: what shows are we talking about specifically? If you mean soap operas, don't worry, I hate those things too.
And finally: what's the "Gay Perverted Sex Cult"? Don't know about you Paul, but I never got the memo.
There is no group more loathsome, IMHO, than those who equate homosexuality with pedophilia. So, paul? Fuck you with a large, blunt instrument.
Although I appriciate the horror movie reference (no, I'm honest, it's the spice of life,) this paul fails badly on the account of his own Freudian paranoia. All his internet winzors have been transferred to John.
I've seen town halls. There's one in my town. There's a conference room for the board of selectmen, there's a few windows for paying fees and getting various stickers and licenses, places to get literature from the health department, probably even a credit union for the town employees somewhere.
What it doesn't have is row upon row of bulletin boards dominated by messages by raving right-wing loonies. I think that's what the public access station is for, though I've been there for 4-5 years and haven't run into too many yet.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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