Iggy Azalea is nothing more than a singing stripper; yet, Good Morning America shamefully praised Iggy Azalea (Piggy-i-smell-ya) as a good role model for youth, saying that she has, “a great message for little girls everywhere.” Oh yeah, great message for young girls... YOU TOO CAN BECOME A SINGING STRIPPER! Woe unto America! Is this not a form of child abuse? Sure it is. It is abuse to teach a little girl that being a stripper, whore or slutty singer when she grows up is a good thing to do. No wonder America is often called by our Arab neighbours overseas... THE GREAT SATAN!
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"No wonder America is often called by our Arab neighbours overseas... THE GREAT SATAN!"
So, David wants to live in Saudi Arabia then! Well, he'd probably find the women better dressed than the ones in Guam... at least by his standards.
A girl can become a singing stripper when she grows up. That's perfectly fine if that's what she wants to do. I'd say forcing a child to do something se hates is abusive.
But you wouldn't kno the first thing about child abuse, right?
say who now? davey's complaining about somebody i've never even heard of, and given it's davey, googling might not even work; could be somebody who was forgotten before the web was built, and therefore won't be in google. anybody know which decade i should be thinking here?
@Nomen Nescio: 2010s. Google definitely works in this case.
@Snoogins: Yeah, I was debating whether or not to WTF this. Eventually WTFed it for "Piggy-I-smell-ya".
"It is abuse to teach a little girl that being a stripper, whore or slutty singer when she grows up is a good thing to do."
But it *isn't* abuse to teach boys that "Any girl/woman can be sexy OR respectable! That's 'or'! Not 'and'! Ever!"
No wonder America is often called by our Arab neighbours overseas... THE GREAT SATAN!
So you are saying the USA should cave in to terrorist threats?
But I like the phrase "our[...]neighbours overseas"...
No matter what you say, David, your crime and your obsession with little girls mean that YOU are fucked up, not girls.
I don't know who Iggy Azalea is, but since this is a David J. Stupid rant I'm betting she dresses sexy but tastefully. I'm reminded of how he claimed that how Taylor Swift was writhing around sexually and naked in one of her videos and it was all G-rated concert footage.
And is David admitting that he agrees with fundamentalist Muslims?
oh, it's actually modern pop culture he's bringing up for a change? i'll be shutting up then; i'm too old to be commenting on that. anybody needs me, i'll be over yonder listening to my Warren Zevon albums again...
(wikipedia's article on the young lady shows her onstage in full coverage outfits. i can only assume that if there ARE such photos of her act, she can't be all that bad.)
"Iggy Azalea is nothing more than a singing stripper...."
And this is a bad thing because....?
Regards & all,
Thomas L. Nielsen
PS: I have no idea who or what Iggy Azalea is. Nor do I have any pressing desire to find out. Unless, of course, the "stripper" part is actually true.
"version # 465,127 of "I hate it when I find children sexually attractive and it's all their fault" from Stewy"
How many more versions can he come up with?
Aw, Davey J. Paedo's pretending he's offended by young girls acting like whores. That's....not fooling anybody.
Also, the only good thing Iggy Azalea ever did was let Weird Al improve that one song of hers.
I'd flippantly allude to the incident that makes him worthy of our contempt and derision, but it's become pretty hackneyed and tired by now. I'll just respond with "Shut up, Dave," whenever he mentions provocatively dressed performers, young girls, homosexuals, and other matters to which he must recur in his sanctimonious little "immorality of contemporary America" polemics. "Shut up, Dave" is suitably dismissive for that pest. With enough repetition, it could become a meme on this site. When it becomes a meme, my apotheosis will begin.
"YOU TOO CAN BECOME A SINGING STRIPPER!"
Good money, easy hours.
I'd try it myself but I don't have the legs, and my singing voice sounds like an asthmatic bulldog being struck in the scrotum
Snoogins: Agreed. However, I'm probably going to side with her on this one, as little Davey lost all credibility long ago and shot what little he had into the toilet by attacking her with pre-school name-calling tactics.
He could at least have been creative.
...or maybe he couldn't have. He is Dave, after all.
@KittyKaboom
He had credibility?
does she dance while stripping ?
if she does it's terpsichorean ecdysiast rather than stripper..
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