So school taches man to man sex? or horse to woman sex? I would never let my child attend that class but he went to Christian private school so I did not have to worry about Metal detectors gay studies or leacherous teachers.
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*sighs and rolls his eyes*
Yet again with the remarks about bestiality?!
When will the fundies learn that they will never have any room to talk about non-fundies' sexual mores as long as they keep allowing their own minds to focus on this particular kink?
(Clown)
"Comma's are your friends. Use them!"
Sorry to say this, but with that apostrophe used where it shouldn't have been, you have no room to talk either.
I cannot and will never be able to wrap my mind around why these people equate sex between two people who just happen to have the same private areas with fucking animals. It makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Two of age consenting PEOPLE have nothing to with that. And since they only bring up men, that whole "it's animalistic because men are" bullshit is just that - bullshit.
he went to Christian private school so I did not have to worry about Metal detectors gay studies or leacherous teachers.
Yeah, you don't have to worry about kids being molested or even just being exposed to inappropriate adult sexuality, when their guardians make strident claims about their religious faith.
Rat of Steel: Of course I don't :) Original message reads like this, when big sign is between comma and apostrophe.
Big comma is between ",s" and "'s".
It's damn hard to paraphrase it without the damn picture!
Don't worry, even in public school my teachers rarely if ever latched onto my leg and sucked out my blood.
edit: Sorry about that. We need to be able to delete our comments. :-(
"So school taches man to man sex?"
School doesn't "tach" anything, dipshit.
"or horse to woman sex?"
Homosexuality=/=Bestiality---FAIL
"I would never let my child attend that class but he went to Christian private school so I did not have to worry about Metal detectors gay studies or leacherous teachers."
Yes your child can be as stupid as you want him to be! And gay studies? Is NOT making up shit too much to ask??? And sorry I think you meant to say "lecherous"...douche.
For goodness sake, look at it will you. Just look at it. Did someone try to teach a monkey to use a keyboard? Or, did raineygoodyear look at the keyword with a puzzled expression, and go, "Wurdz, want wurdz", and then start to hit the keys with a leftover banana?
No, it would be pointless to waste time on YouTube, er, thingies.
Elitist? Maybe, but you gotta have some standards.
No, schools do not teach man to man sex, or bestiality.
As for Christian schools; there are just as many lecherous teachers, and those that abuse the children will tell them it's their fault, and they will go to hell if they say anything.
@ oh_come_on, metal detectors are false security. If someone really wanted to do an attack they could start at the entrance before going through the metal detector and still harm as many people. I'm not sure if I'd take my kid to a different school though. They don't do any harm other than waste money and make kids go to school at even earlier times.
Still the rest of this is batshit insane. Horse to woman sex? What schools are teaching that?
So school taches man to man sex?
(Where do you get these ideas from?)
or horse to woman sex?
(Your fantasies are showing. Besides, where is the equine to male sex?)
I would never let my child attend that class
(The imaginary class you made up in your head full of delightfully stimulating (to you) perversion?)
but he went to Christian private school
(Where they taught him to distrust science, ignore knowledge in favor of belief/faith, treat women as serfs (slaves), and to believe that an angry, petulant and jealous sky faerie created him and is watching his every thought so as to damn him to burn in hell forever because he loves him?)
so I did not have to worry about Metal detectors
(Sure...everyone knows that metal detectors are a tool of the devil...err...right?)
gay studies or leacherous teachers.
(Your making this 'gay studies' thing up and damaging your tenuous credibility, Jesus would not need you to lie for him, OK? If you believe that no lecherous teachers have been exposed from within Christian schools you really are letting faith blind you.)
No to both of those "questions" -- if you can call them that. Christian private schools, IMO, are probably the first place predators look for victims, because they know Christ-fag children are uneducated, vulnerable, and have "respect" (fear) of authority beaten into them. Plus, no background checks!
"or horse to woman sex? "
W...T...F???????
neigh =/= consent
cue yt moon landing comment pic
School TEACHES horse to woman sex??? It uses a plastic horse model, or what?
Do you think they believe any of the shit?
"So school taches(sic)"
apparently not
Um..."Give us your gold and island women" was an in-joke in my history class junior year. At a Christian private school. No, no teachers were ever caught perving on students directly, but raunchy jokes happened. And supposedly one teacher once gave TMI about the time she lost her virginity, but I wasn't in that class so it might have been greatly exaggerated. Sex exists. People talk about it. If you think that any mention of sex is lechery and that a Christian school will protect people...well, YOU might be the one who needs to go back to school.
Sheesh there was almost no sex ed at my school. Naturally, it was a Roman Catholic high school, and they also wouldn't allow same-sex couples to go to the prom. But we did have one teacher who loved looking up the girls' skirts (makes me glad I wore trousers most of the time). Don't think he ever got called on it, but it was known by the students at least. And I'll bet five bucks that at least one girl in my class was knocked up by the time graduation came. Just because a school is listed as private or Catholic, doesn't mean all thoughts of sex stop at the doors.
For the love of all that is good and righteous, please, I beg of you, proofread your stuff before posting. I swear to you, just do this one thing for me, and I will actually seriously revisit every argument you have for Christianity.
@ HoJuSimpson
About the whole "it's animalistic because men are" nonsense, do they actually think it though? I mean, wouldn't it make a heterosexual woman the equivalent of a horse molester? On top of that, wouldn't it make two gay guys having sex the equivalent of two dogs mating? In other words, does anyone actually use this argument, considering it basically bans straight sex?
Confused?
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