Anonymous Coward #conspiracy godlikeproductions.com
The great flood and nibiru.
When nibiru came and scorched the earth, it melted the polar icecaps.
The places that were not burnt were flooded.
We're either getting burned alive or drowned or maybe both. The water will likely boil.
I think I'll go with the Hopi Indians 'remember the ants' and hide underground.
Who knows where theres a 100 mile deep bunker with room for me?