Pastor James David Manning #fundie rawstory.com

Harlem pastor going crazy over Starbucks:

"My suspicion is that they’re getting this semen from sodomites,” Pastor James David Manning said on his online radio show. “That’s what my suspicion is. My suspicion is that semen, like cord blood, has millions and millions of little zygotes in it, and it flavors up the coffee. And it makes you think you’re having a good time drinking that cup of latte with the semen in it.”

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“Starbucks will be found to be perverting its customers and perverting human sexuality,” Manning boasted. “As if drinking Starbucks is some sort of a sacrificial ritual bath where they kill the innocent babies and drink their blood in some of these meetings that are had by these fraternal or sorority groups. Starbucks has, for years, been using sexual fluids to prosper at their businesses, and the truth is now coming out.”

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