Evolution does not exist. It was invented by a jewish pig, Darwin.
But there is one thing for sure.
We WILL kill them...
... and soon!
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That's right, Darwin was a lying Jew. In the same way that Mohammad was a hunchback from Norway, that is.
Idiot racists (sorry for the redundancy) should be sentenced to mandatory cluebattery.
"Darwin was a lying Jew. In the same way that Mohammad was a hunchback from Norway"
I always thought he was Irish. It's a bit of a shame really, the rest of the O'Hammads were such nice people!
Why Kill something that doesn't exist. So Stupid, so bitter, so ignorant, so sad.
fundamentalists delenda est
Except Darwin was Church of England... Not Jewish...
Infact he was a "creationist". He was planning to be a vicar when he got back from his voyage. Except he was extremely inquisitive with bugs and birds...
Kill who? Jewish pigs?
Good luck with that one.
"We WILL kill them...
... and soon!"
Fortunately for us evolution will protect us. There's a little thing called "survival of the fittest" which tends to weed people like you out of the gene pool. You'll either kill yourself in an amusingly moronic fashion before or while putting your devious plan into action.
So, which family member would you like to accept your Darwin Award for you?
What happened to when the Muslim empires were the cool, enlightened ones? Boo to the corruption of religion due to inept exojesus.
In other news, it's great to see two non-Christian fundies popping up at the same time. I like that kind of diversity.
Oooooooh, Scarrrrrrrry!
/Count Floyd
Wow, when I clicked the link to the site I thought Rapture Ready had been the victim of an online jihad. There's something very poetic in both sites being pretty much identical. Blue and white site design on the outside, smug hateful bile on the inside.
The only thing that changes is that every now and then, one group will spew venomous rage at the other intead of the mutual targets of women, gays, jews, atheists etc.
The sweetest irony of all is that both sites would claim to be totally different from the other in every way.
"Evolution does not exist. It was invented by"
"a jewish pig, Darwin. "
"But there is one thing for sure."
"We WILL kill them... "
Racism? Check.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a prime example of a jackass over here!
Classic wrote:
"What happened to when the Muslim empires were the cool, enlightened ones?" The Mongols.
Evolution exists. It just needs more work on your family line.
The word "Jewish" is capitalized in English, similarly to adjectives that ultimately come from place names. (Jews come from Judea.)
Darwin was not Jewish. Charles Darwin was Anglican.
Darwin was not a pig. Charles Darwin was a human.
Nothing is for sure except that nothing is for sure.
You will not kill anyone. You will sit at home, on the internet, bitching about other people because your penis is too small, and no one wants to suck it for you because you're an asshole. Your bitterness about this, in turn, will increase your asshole tendencies exponentially.
We will kill Darwin? You're too late.
We will kill Jews? That's scary
We will kill Evolutionists? That's just as scary
We will kill Evolutionist Jews named Darwin? I'm afraid to say go ahead, because their might actually be one out there.
For those who think Darwin was Catholic or Jewish, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Darwin
Darwin wasn't Jewish, but Einstein was. Einstein ftw.
And if you want to kill me, you should discuss that with the police. I'm sure they'll be more than happy to help you...into the squad car.
Pigs can be Jewish? Isn't that a contradiction?
“We WILL kill them...”
You already did in the Holocaust. Just let it go, man.
So Christian fundies aren't alone in being stupid. What Kadima says takes ignorance to not just another level, but into another dimension.
There ARE other books you can read, besides just the Quran, Kadima. "On the Origin of Species" for one...
Kill who? The Jewish pigs? Sorry to spoil your fun, but Hitler has already been there and done that. One fundamentalist killing Jews and homosexuals and Romanies (and some other groups while he was at it), is more than enough.
So, computers does not exist either? They were probably invented by some "jewish pig" or other, as well. Then get the hell off the internet, please.
I wish my initial reaction to stuff like this wasn't, "Don't just stand there, kill them before they get started!" The sad part is that if any of what that lot yammered about came to pass, that'd be the only way to survive.
Anyone notice the name is the title for the Israeli anthem?
Either the irony meter is about to blow up yet again, or this is a poe.
I'll have to bookmark this quote so I can refer back to it anytime someone claims that Darwin's theory of evolution leads to immorality, devaluing human life, and racism. Anytime anyone tries to claim that "Darwin's theory of evolution influenced Hitler and led to the Holocaust," I am showing them this.
Say, anyone want to print this out and mail it to Ben Stein?
We WILL kill them...
If this is the same "soon" as in Jesus time, there's naught to worry about.
@John_in_Oz
"For those who think Darwin was Catholic or Jewish, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Darwin "
If Charles Darwin is Jewish - or even Catholic ...:
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...then why is he buried & memorialised (along with four more of the only non -royalty people there) in Westminster Abbey, the central place of worship of the Church of England, the basis of modern Protestant Christianity?
You. Tell . Me. C'mon, Kadima, you Islamists are supposed to have all the answers; especially in light of this little historical fact: in his early years, Darwin was in training to join the clergy of the Church of England.
I love the smell of arguments - and ignorance & therefore intellectual inferiority of Islamists - blasted out of the space-time continuum in the morning. Smells like... victory. And superiority .
And you are ignorant, and therefore inferior , Kadima; you've condemned yourself - and proven your own inferiority - out of your own mouth. My physician is a Sufi Muslim, and one of the most well-read and intellectual people one would care to meet. On a plaque on the wall of his surgery, is the inscription (in English & decorative Arabic calligraphy): 'Learn all that is learnable. For Allah has given you these things to know '. What he was taught by his Imam. Words to live by.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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