“America was founded to protect Christians from evil, paegen religions like that mystical woodoomoomoo crap.”
I can only think you mean voodoo, here. If so, that religion was created by slaves that were brought over and taught chrsitainity. You didn’t NEED protection from voodun practitioners until after you made them. Read a book some time.
And i guess you think the Pilgrims founded this country? No. They just wanted a place to practice their religion without having to put up with the state religion of England. Read another book.
“…British! You haven't gotten over the fact that time and time again, we've kicked your ass”
We kicked the ass of the preeminent infantry in the world at that time? The one that chased Napolean all over Europe and kicked HIS ass?
No, sweetie, we were just too expensive to maintain a presence here.
As for 1812, they burned out capitol. That’s not the acme of skill in ‘kicking their ass.’
MORE BOOKS!
“and then had the decency to save you in both World Wars. Stop trying to take over my country.”
Oh, yeah. Communism. Um, you should read the New Testament. Jesus and his disciples had a communist set-up. They pooled all their resources and shared all their property, food, etc. And Jesus really hated wealth. And not feeding, paying, sheltering the poor and immigrants.
"We won. You lose.”
Please don’t piss off our trading partner, the people who buy our Trident II missiles. The WORST thing they could do to us right now is stop talking to us.