God didnt create him........he was an angel who sined and got kicked out of heaven.
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But,,, but,,, I thought god created everything. If god didn't create him, who did? Do you mean the angels co-existed with god before he created everything else?
Awww, now you made my head hurt. Go eat your chocolate.
God created angels.
If you're not muslim, angels have free will.
He didn't really get kicked out within the bible (he was in Job long after the whole genesis thing). But if you're Jehovah's Witness you believe he got kicked out just before WWI.
he was an angel who sined and got kicked out of heaven ...
Instead of following the will of God, he went on a tangent?
Sorry to take this tangent, but if he sined, did he have a co-siner?
Curse you, Philbert, I was going to ask if he tangented, too, but you beat me to the punch with basically the same joke.
"God didnt create him........he was an angel who sined and got kicked out of heaven."
Well there goes God's omnipotence then. And thus your religion's equally fucked as well.
@Philbert McAdamia
"Sorry to take this tangent, but if he sined, did he have a co-siner?"
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You do realise that maths puns are the first sine of madness?
...I'll get my coat.
As if that by Carbonated Margarine recently isn't bad enough, you come out with this? I guess I should join you. As we're fellow Pastafarians, you, he and I could become 3.14 Buccaneers. Yes, we'd be Pi-rates!
RAmen.
"The lord said: "Let there be light. (on lating of course :))" and there was Light (Lucifer)"
So, yeah, god created Lucifer. He was first angel to be created, the reason why Archangel Michael disliked him the most...
There's some value in posting this -- it's another piece of evidence that "Bible-believers" and "literalists" are full of shit and don't even know what they're talking about. In the Bible, "Satan" works for "God" as the "angel of temptation". The supposed "fall" is cobbled together from assorted bits of apologia and complete re-writing of bits of political polemic against the rulers of the nations that the Israelites didn't like. "Literalism" is a matter of taking a pile of socially-, historically- and politically-situated texts of various sorts and declaring that a particular nineteenth-century reinterpretation of them is what they "really mean".
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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