Your body belongs to God, and therefore abusing it is just a bad as child abuse... if you allow for gay sex lifestyle you must also agree with pedophilia on the same merits.
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"Your body belongs to God,"No, if God actually owned my body, I'd have him down here immediately to do some long needed maintenance and improvements.
"and therefore abusing it is just a bad as child abuse..."
Abusing it!? Heck, I can't get this old heap to do half the things it used to do. I figure God owes me and new body and a huge refund.
"if you allow for gay sex lifestyle you must also agree with pedophilia on the same merits."
Did you ever drink too much, smoke, over-eat, fail to exercise properly or eat an unhealthful diet? Then you must allow pedophila on the same merits.
PapaBear, have you been stealing my thoughts?
That god, that Saklas, that Yaldabaoth, that stinking bastard impostor, doesn't own shit.
And following your logic, masturbation, too much sex with your couple or dirty thoughts. Abuse is a very redefined word, it seems.
No, if God actually owned my body, I'd have him down here immediately to do some long needed maintenance and improvements.
in sex ed class we were taught a little song beginning with "my body's nobody's body but mine." in classic playground fashion, the conclusion became "you touch your own body, let me touch mine." that wisdom seems better with each passing year.
If it belongs to God, why do you keep referring to it as "your body"? Shouldn't you be calling it "God's body that you're using right now"?
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