Darwin convinced other scientists of evolution by saying that the body was made of one cell, and now we know the body is made of trillions of cells.
So now some try to explain that away by sahing the TRILLIONS of cells came from one cell.
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It's fundie in the fact that he has taken "religion's sworn enemy"*rolls eyes* and twisted the facts into a strawman. Firstly, evolution isn't exclusive to atheism, so Sun, you are just looking for a fight. Secondly, just because you re-invent Darwin's findings and call them something else, doesn't make it true. It's called lying for jesus, and you don't even have a reason to put up a fight unless you are a YEC.
Sun is slandering and creating enemies to try and bolster his argument of religion. That's fundie.
That first sentence is one of the stupidest things I've read on here. What is it now, they think they can start a sentence with 'Darwin', and follow it with any random shit, and this counts as evidence against evolution?
Darwin :D:D:D:D^_^_^_^(bounce), therefore Evolution is straight BS in every way it could be.
Seriously, though, it's a prime example of fundalicious conservatism.
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What the Fuck?
I mean seriously? How can someone THIS stupid actually manage to find his keyboard, much less spell words with it.
Just makes me weep.
Maybe the rapture IS drawing closer... but only because the number of stupid people is increasing... and eventually it will all become self fulfilling prophecy when they destroy the planet for real.
What is it now, they think they can start a sentence with 'Darwin', and follow it with any random shit, and this counts as evidence against evolution?
that could almost be a competition -- most ludicrous way to "disprove" evolution.
For instance, "Darwin once ordered oysters on the half shell in July, and everyone knows that you should only order oysters in months with an 'r' in the name. So, now someone explain why evolution is true."
Darwin never mentioned cells in his whole work. Moreover, even if the cells were accidentally discovered in the late 17th century, the theory that animals and plants were composed of cells was not formulated until 1839. Darwin formulated the origin of species in 1859 and the existence of unicellular beings was not possible until 10 years later. Get informed or get out.
What? Sorry no, Darwin determined the mechanism of evolution, (Namely sexual selction.)
He never suggested that the body was made of one cell. Indeed had he done so he would be a footnote in the history of bizzare claims.
Your claim is debunked
Darwin wasn't the only one, or even the first one, to think about evolution, silly.
We all start our lives as one cell, stupid.
Fundies convince other fundies of creation by saying that god crapped the entire universe and everyone in it out of his ass after eating a giant burrito.
So now some try to explain that away by sahing god "created" man from dirt.
See? I can make up shit that makes you look like a fucking moron, too.
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