I am 100% serious. I really don't know if God would want me to give money to Atheists. For example both Bill Gates and Steve Jobs are Atheists, and they both have helped push the computer industry foward. Doesn't anyone else feel guilty when they buy Windows and make the world's richest man (and atheist) richer?
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How about the fact that both men are amoung the world's greatest philantropists? They may be atheists, but they're more "Christian" than most people.
What about all the Christian Microsoft and Apple stockholders?
Will you only buy goods from wack jobs who believe in exactly your flavor of Christianity? Because, if so, good luck feeding, clothing, and housing your family, fucktard.
Anyway, you're not giving money to atheists, you're paying for a product.
When doG "reveals" the source code for the Heavenly OS to a prophet send me an email, I want to know if He's any better at computers than at biology. Or, use Linux, though I must warn you that it was written by a pinko-commy Finnish hacker. Scary stuff.
It's worse than you think. computers aren't the only advancement invented by atheists. The light bulb and distrubution of electricity and recorded music were all Edisons. In fact, a lot of things attributed to Christians are really atheist inventions as a lot of people then (and still) don't think it's worth it to announce their beliefs.
It could seriously effect the business because Christians are known to villify and boycoyt the work of atheists
So it's better to make Ken Ham richer so he can waste $120 million on a boat that will never float, a monstrous graven image to your god and the massacre he caused? How much of that $120 million or any of the income it will generate for Ham do you think society or the poor will see? At least Gates and Jobs make things that help society, and their donations help the poor.
Software piracy for Jesus. You know that the Bible teaches not to steal and to pay your debts and taxes, riiight? Sarcasm disclaimer. Even if some service provided by those taxes benefit everyone, even nightmarish satanists. God works in mysterious ways. Oh, did you know of TempleOS? Unlike evil Linux, or demon-worshipping BSD (remember, OSX is tainted by it, too!), it was written in Holy C.
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