In Quran it is written that the food will be so good and tasty that you would have never imagined about it and you would also don't need to poop.
But in hell you will poop and pee , and again you will eat your poop and drink your pee bcoz there will be nothing to drink and eat.
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"But in hell you will poop and pee , and again you will eat your poop and drink your pee bcoz there will be nothing to drink and eat."
You know, there are people out there who would see this as Heaven rather than Hell...
"In Quran it is written that the food will be so good and tasty that you would have never imagined about it"
Bullpoop. Bacon is already 100% refined awesome. Now if you'd had said everything would taste like bacon ....
Mmmm, poop!
Tastes like happy!
But in hell you will poop and pee , and again you will eat your poop and drink your pee bcoz there will be nothing to drink and eat.
Wait, wait, wait. Now you're telling us that you believe that your soul leaves your body, goes to this magical place, and recreates a copy of your physical body? In which case, remind me again why your god doesn't just warp your body into Heaven/Hell in the first place and instead leaves a corpse to rot? Is he trying to fool people into thinking there's no such thing as an afterlife or something?
This is really pathetic. You can't imagine non-existence so you grab on to the idea of afterlife. Which okay, whatever, I get where people come from with that. But then you also can't imagine an existence that differs greatly from your current surroundings so you basically imagine a Heaven where you continue as your same old self. Only you're an immortal with special food eating powers.
Isn't poo/poop an infantile word? The kind of thing a parent would say to a very young child? Don't adults shit and piss (Vulgare) or in more clinical terms, defecate and micturate.
Try to pretend at least that you are an adult dealing with other adults.
BTW, if Heaven is beyond imagination, how come you seem to know so much about it. You make it sound like a physical place with all this shitting and pissing talk. Not to mention copropophagy in hell.
I think, 100% of food will be cosumed by your body , so there will be no wastes left in your body to poop.
Uh, istn't there a hadith that says that you will excrete in heaven through your sweatglands? Sweating out piss and sh!t doesn't sound that nice to me.
If in hell there is nothing to eat and drink (and let's not get into the fact that dead people can't eat and drink) then there is nothing to create the waste products f22 seems to think we'll consume, idiot that he is.
Somebody needs to re-read (or get read for him) 'Everybody Poops'.
"In the afterlife
People listen attentively
This is a place where eternally
Beauty, talent, fame, money, refinement
Now the d and the a and the m
I was listening to that I as I read this. Appropriate, don't you think? PS: I broke the chandelier!
Wow. o__O
'Heaven is beyond your imagination.'
I guess this guy gets some points for thinking outside the box or something... Not your typical religious crazy talk.
"But in hell you will poop and pee , and again you will eat your poop and drink your pee bcoz there will be nothing to drink and eat."
You seem to be rather obsessed about the subject, f22raptor_88. I'm no Sigmund Freud, but even I can figure you out: Coprophilia for Jebus, much?
In which case, our little fundie craphead would find episode 1 of the anime series "Panty & Stocking (with Garterbelt)*" not so much gross-out humour, but fapping material.
*- Japan's Gainax must've heard about British 'Toilet Humour' and added such an element, then turned it up to 11 in their latest, bollocks-out 'WTF?!'-fest. And right from the start, no less.
why would you need to eat or drink anything when you are dead and supposedly composed of an immortal soul?
Also @James, I like bacon, but I think I'd be bored if everything tasted like bacon forever. I'd rather have pizza that tastes like the best pizza ever and so on.
>> bcoz there will be nothing to drink and eat. <<
W R O N G !
Magic food that sustains you but doesn't leave any residue whatsoever, and an eternity of shit eating/piss drinking.
This is what these people actually call "logic" to explain what they believe in. It still doesn't make it any less bugfuck crazy.
Got sent to hell
Better drink my own piss
"Heaven is beyond your imagination."
It's imaginary all right, if you're really, really stupid.
The very idea your soul eats as it's now a spirit in Gods perfect realm is laughable enough, even Islamics appear to believe this best of Earth in Heaven with none of the connected nastiness.
Do vampires need to poop or pee? We'll never know.
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