Indeed, Jesus prohibited sisters of Eve to speak when in church or to have any authority over any man. And the Christian Bible (King Jesus Version) is very clear about the homofags (Romans 1).
But Jesus does want us to go to "liberal" and sinful places. It is our positive Christian duty to go there and to preach them the Truth. It is our obligation to tell them that Jesus hates them, but that it doesn't have to be this way.
In the name of the Lord,
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Jerry, the walking example of everything wrong with fundies: Supercilious, smug, self-righteous and puritanical when convenient.
First, Mr Troll, Eve had no sisters in the Bible and Jesús never forbade women to speak. It was Paul(or not even he, but a probable disciple of his). A little research wouldn't hurt
"And the Christian Bible (King Jesus Version) is very clear about the homofags (Romans 1).
I searched an online bible and the word homofag didn't come up.
"It is our positive Christian duty to go there and to preach them the Truth. "
You might start with the truth about what your magic book says.
"Indeed, Jesus prohibited sisters of Eve to speak when in church or to have any authority over any man."
And here I always thought that was Paul who admits that he never met Jesus. Silly me.
"the Christian Bible (King Jesus Version) is very clear about"
...the fact that it's the Queen Jesus Bible.
Gay king, thus gay Bible, therefore gay God.
Hey Jelly Jerry: your Jesus is so gay, he wears a dress!
Lady of ladies, and Queen of Queens ! Hanging around twelve men , two of whom were sailors ; one of said twelve kissed him! Never had a girlfriend. Told others to 'Love your fellow man '.
Your Jesus himself is a Homofag! >:D
"Indeed, Jesus prohibited sisters of Eve to speak when in Church or to have any authority over any man."
This is why I left Christianity for Paganism. I am actually considered an equal, not the add-on who is not allowed to question anything.
"It is our obligation to tell them that Jesus hates them but it doesn't have to be this way."
So if Jesus hates people who don't believe in Him or worship him, then why would they go and become a Christian.
You make Jesus sound similar an MRA who goes on and on about how awful and evil women are, and then wonders why on Earth they won't give them all the blowjobs they want- only this time with people in general rather than a certain subsection of them.
Dizzy Dripping:
You did not leave Christianity for satanism. You were never a Christian to begin with. One of the fundamentals of the Christian faith is what's known as "Perseverance of the Saints". It is a simple Biblical fact that once a person is a Christian he, or even she, cannot lose the True Faith. Praise the Lord!
As for the women, a.k.a. Sisters of Eve, they aren't awful or evil. The Bible affords them certain responsibilities and leaves others, like speaking when in churches, etc., to the men.
Here's a short Biblical presentation about Christian views of women: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4jYrvaKbKQ
In the name of the Lord,
"You were never a Christian to begin with."
You don't get to decide that, asswipe. You can call it "perseverance of the saints" or whatever the fuck, that doesn't mean every Christian who's decided they've had enough of your counterproductive hate-filled bullshit suddenly was never a Christian at all, it doesn't mean that everything they did as a Christian suddenly loses all meaning.
It simply means you're a jackass who's all too eager to exclude people from his pretentious little circlejerk for not falling in line with everything you say they have to do.
@Jelly Jerry
Jonathan Edwards . OSAS .
He's having his salvation cake, and eating it as an Atheist .
Unless you can show proof that you're a Professor of Theology to prove otherwise, you don't have the right to think , least of all self -declare that he isn't a Christian (and he's been one for far longer than you , little boy).
All Jews are going to Heaven, via the John 14:6 Jesus-bypassing (and thus Christianity-destroying) Romans 11:26-32. All due to their 'Disobedience'.
Y'know what is 'Disobedience' too, Jelly Jerry? Atheism & Homosexuality. Thus, via Rom. 11:30-32, we're bypassing your J-boy and going to Heaven too. Prove us wrong. Now.
Rom. 11:30-32 destroys your argument right from the start. No, Jerry, we are the Elect. [/26th June, SCOTUS ]
And then Jerry was Jelly . >:D
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