I present to the FSTDT viewers my very own One Act Play entitled "My Thought Process As I Read This Quote".
Consider: the old, old use of the term "to know," for a man "to know a woman," for example, doesn't mean that he thought of her.
With you so far.
No, when it says a man "knew" a woman, it's referring to sexual intercourse.
Yeah. Common knowledge, I think (no pun intended).
Well, this seems reasonable so far.
That's a physical contact.
And on our planet, we call that "obvious".
You can't have intercourse with something that doesn't already exist, right?
Er. Yeah.
...Whatever this is heading towards, I have an ominous feeling that it's going to be particularly strange.
Right.
We've been in agreement for like four sentences now. Do you need the internet for this or can you hold a dialogue all by yourself?
My ominous feeling is getting inexplicably worse...
So God knew us, because he saw us, because he had already created us.
Wait, what?! What the- this is-
So, how old are you? Here's the kicker: You are over 6,000 years old.
*Stares*
*Slowly covers face*
Annnd curtain!