Turkish academic claims Prophet Noah used cell phone to call his son before flood
A Turkish academic claimed on Jan. 6 that the Prophet Noah called his son via cell phone shortly before the famous flood, the story of which is recounted in both the Quran and the Old Testament.
Speaking on state-run channel TRT 1 on Jan. 6, Yavuz Örnek, a lecturer at the Marine Sciences Faculty of Istanbul University, said Noah communicated with his son via cell phone as they were a long way from each other.
“There were huge 300 to 400-meter high waves and his [the Prophet Noah’s] son was many kilometers away. The Quran says Noah spoke with his son. But how did they manage to communicate? Was it a miracle? It could be. But we believe he communicated with his son via cell phone,” Örnek said.
He also claimed that Noah himself built the ship made of steel plates and this ship used nuclear energy.
“I am a scientist, I speak for science” Örnek added.
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“I am a scientist, I speak for science” Örnek added.
You spelled "bullshit artist" and "bullshit" wrong.
Pretty impressive that the Flood didn't knock out their service, anyway.....
Also, I gotta wonder how in the fuck they kept them charged....
Wasn't the ark built of gopher wood?
What did it use nuclear energy for? It was just floating around, wasn't it?
Too bad God didn't give the specs for the cell phone, like he did for the ark, or we could have had cell phones hundreds of years ago...
"I am a scientist, I speak for science".
"Science" and "Scientist" - you keep using those words....[/Inigo Montoya].
"He also claimed that Noah himself built the ship made of steel plates and this ship used nuclear energy" - chapter and verse (Bible or Quran, take your pick) or it didn't happen.
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"Too bad God didn't give the specs for the cell phone, like he did for the ark...." - that's actually one of the reasons I personally lean towards the idea that the biblical Ark describes a real object: The Bible is a hodge-podge of allusion, allegories, cool stories bro and metaphors, but when it comes to the description of the Ark in the Book of Exodus, there's specs, detailed descriptions of materials, etc. What the Ark actually was, is of course a different kettle of fish.
Regards & all,
Thomas L. Nielsen
Luxembourg
Or, maybe could it be that the stories are all just bullshit? Occam's Razor and all...
“I am a scientist, I speak for science” Örnek added.
You mean a "creation scientist" like "Dr." Kent Hovind.
The Quran says Noah spoke with his son. But how did they manage to communicate? Was it a miracle? It could be. But we believe he communicated with his son via cell phone
Wait, don't tell me...:Was it made by Noah kia?!
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Ai thenk yaw! X3
I am a scientist, I speak for science
Don't tell me II...: It had an 'AR[I]K[/I] ' CPU?!
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Oh no more, please Mr. Wilde, I am bereft of ribs! [/Doug Piranha-levels of sarcasm]
BestSon4Evah: Hey Cain we're gettin the sacrifice ready.
VamPIEAH: ...mother of fuck, Abe, I only have some crops.
BestSon4Evah: Ah don't worry, what's the worst that could happen.
VamPIEAH: If I look dumb I'm gonna kill u.
No, dear, you don't speak for science. You don't even speak for science fiction; it's more like a very childish parody. Monty Python did it better. "Speaking on state run channel TRT 1", I hope it wasn't broadcast at supper time. I can imagine entire Turkish families choking on laughter and spraying soup all over the TV.
My mother's favorite Star Trek character is Scotty, because he always saves the day with a spanner and a Scotch.
I can imagine a Star Trek movie where they have to play Noah to save the species of a doomed planet.
Bet they'd leave the religious fundies behind.
@Sasha: They did, sort of. There was a Next Generation episode where there was a dying pre-warp world, Picard said "Welp, Prime Directive, we can't do shit" and then Nicolai, Worf's human foster bro, says "Nope, Ima transportin' up some peeps and sticking them in the holodeck" and they had to find a new planet for them because the only other option was murder.
@Zinnia
That was a good episode honestly and tackled the absolute of the prime directive nicely. My own view: Fuck that crap, I`d love for us be uplifted by some wiser, more empathic galactic civilisation even if some rabid fucks would go utterly apeshit over not being special enough or some shit. In the end we`d be much better for it.
Talk about getting creative with your anachronisms!
I got a cooler one!....
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....ROCK ON WITH J.C. BABY! *WOOOOOOO!*
"HELLOOOOOOOO, HOLYLAND!"
"Uh; This is not the Holyland, sir. It's Buffalo...."
NEXT: King Solomon buys a Monster Truck and Delilah drags Samson to Fantastic Sam's (a hair salon chain I grew up with)!
That's a cute anachronism.
Another one I like is that Julius Caesar wasn't really assassinated that day. He didn't go into the Senate, because Mark Antony sent him a text message warning him not to, on their phones.
Oh well, at least we have sources proving those two existed. Noah and his ark were simply plagiarised from the Sumerian story of Gilgamesh.
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.....or the Adam & Eve Vintage Clothing & Apples.
Regards & all,
Thomas L. Nielsen
Luxembourg
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