most renowned scientists including Darwin were Satanists - if they believe in satan and therefore God why are they writing about evolution hmm... It's not like the one they worship wants to take us away from faith in God is it? Hmmm, a tough one.
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"If humans are monkey why don't we act like monkeys ?"
Sorry Barack Obama, but I fear that even increasing the funding of education won't solve that one
On topic you completely missed the point. Our genes are extremely close to monkey ones (which pretty much proves we evolved from them), but also to a LOT of other species at different degrees (which proves the evolution tree somewhat)
Now saying that Darwin is a satanist because he "drifted people away from God", that's just sad...
When you weigh this up along with consideration of the following facts, namely that a). the storage hold of the Beagle was stocked with salted babies, to the exclusion of practically all other provisions and b). the village near Darwin's home boasted an uncommonly high number of missing babies. Does Darwin's well known penchant for roast baby have any bearing on this? Hmmm, a tough one indeed?
Perhaps the transient troll can shed some light on this? Note to troll, I have lynched Danny just in case.
"if they believe in satan and therefore God why are they writing about evolution hmm... "
Yeah, it's almost like they don't believe in god, and therefore Satan hmmm...
A tough one?
Only for those of inferior mental ability who lack the capacity to rise above bibliolatry.
But let me play the game and ask Danny to provide evidence for the contention that Darwin et al were/are Satanists. Let's have the facts on this - verifiable facts, Danny.
No, evolution is so liberals can practice bestiality.
Um ... how does that work, exactly? Common descent with modification means I can fuck a duck? There seems to be a bit of logic missing, there.
Ah... Yahoo answers, epitome of deep thought and intelligence.
EDIT:blamed Eric? Apparently my fat fingers and and typing on an I-phone doesn't mix well. XD.
It's all a trick! Satan Scientist are using evolution as a distraction from the real conspiracy in science. Light in fact moves very slowly, which is why the universe appears to be expanding when it's shrinking, and why you can't see what's plainly in front of your face.
"most renowned scientists including Darwin were Satanists"
Hmm... prove it. If you can't prove it, then 9th Commandment.
"If humans are monkey why don't we act like monkeys ?"
We do! Or, rather, monkeys act like us. There have been studies does that taught chimps to use currency (in a controlled environment, of course) and studied their development as economic beings. Sure enough, they found the some of same behaviors as humans: elastic demand, risk aversion... all in all, strikingly human.
How many times do you people need to have it explained that Atheism is the complete absence of religious belief of any kind before you understand and accept it?
Sadly, I suppose it requires the same number of explanations regarding people of other religions; namely, that honoring a different God/Gods from yours doesn't mean they worship Satan by default. You can't worship something if you don't even believe it exists.
As for Darwin...citation seriously needed. Provide proof he was a Satanist or STFU.
@tracer:
Well, it's hard to get research funding for chimp corporations and banks. Say you want a billion dollars for a particle accelerator and governments fall all over you, but the social scientists get no respect, I tell you.
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