["EVOLUTION DOES NOT WORK THIS WAY!!!"]
Oh so you know how it works, because you where there millions of years ago with your camera, clock, calendar observing every seconds of change in millions of years.So how old are you now? You believe in evolution because that's the ONLY theory taught in your school. I admire you FAITH that is far greater than the religious.
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["THE BIBLE IS THE WORD OF GOD!!!"]
Oh so you know that, because you where there years ago with your camera, clock, calendar observing God? So how old are you now? You believe in your religion because that's the ONLY thing taught to you when you were a kid.
Actually, yes, yes I was. Because EVOLUTION IS STILL HAPPENING.
Your ignorance of that is just further evidence that you know nothing about evolution.
1. One need not observe every data point in order to infer a pattern from it, and have a coherent theory to explain it.
And for those of us who learned about evolution, and we heard creationism mentioned, but we stick with evolution? Also the changes don't always take millions of years sans macroevolution. And while others have asked, how do you know anything about your religion to be true? Were you there thousands of years ago?
"Oh so you know how it works, because you where there millions of years ago with your camera, clock, calendar observing every seconds of change in millions of years."
Why yes, yes I was. Prove I wasn't if you don't believe me.
"So how old are you now?"
3.4 billion years old. I was the single cell that popped out of the primordial soup and spawned all life on earth. Prove me wrong if you don't believe me.
"You believe in evolution because that's the ONLY theory taught in your school."
Nope. When you've been around as long as I have you see a few things. Prove me wrong if you don't believe me.
"I admire you FAITH that is far greater than the religious."
I have no need of your pitiful little "faith."
*runs to shower*
Right! because the only acceptable evidence is eyewitness evidence just like the Bible. We don't know who wrote it, exactly when they wrote it, exactly why they wrote it, but it must be true because, uh, um, it's old and it talks about God and he must have been there as he is the creator.
No, dumbshit. We know how evolution works because we have multiple lines of evidence, including the fossil record, physiological evidence, and genetic evidence.
Drug-resistant bacteria are a form of evolution modern people were present for. So, yes, in fact, we WERE there.
Fail!!!See dumbass, unless your name is Adam or Eve, and you are, say, 6000+ years old, your argument is equally applicable to creationism. And you were too stupid to realize that!
I know it's a cheap shot to point it out, but, if I was LoneWolf1984, I'd watch my back--we've got a contender for Most Creative Grammar, Spelling and Usage in a Fundy Post here.
Oh so you know how it works, because you where there millions of years ago with your camera, clock, calendar observing every seconds of change in millions of years.
You believe in evolution because that's the ONLY theory taught in your school.
How many of us went to Catholic school, learned creationism, and still dismissed it as fairy god-mother twaddle?
It took me all of three minutes to realize that life can only come from life; that is, it makes more sense that we evolved from primates, which are alive, then were formed from mud, which is not.
We have rather more than faith to go on, dickhead. Tons of fossils, for instance. You, on the other hand, have to have "faith" because there is not a shred of evidence to suggest that the shit you believe in is even remotely true.
And I spent a good number of my school years being taught by Catholic nuns, so take one fucking guess which version of the "creation/evolution" story we were forced to listen to?
"Oh so you know how it works, because you where there millions of years ago with your camera, clock, calendar observing every seconds of change in millions of years.So how old are you now? You believe in evolution because that's the ONLY theory taught in your school. I admire you FAITH that is far greater than the religious.2"
And... you were there (before God had even creared Adam?!) when God created heaven & earth, day & night (before the sun?!) then animals, leading up to said Adam & Eve, pray tell? Surely you have actual video evidence of this great event - that (and here's the killer factor, folks): happened before even the Bible itself was written - that you can share with everyone, by upoloading such to YouTube...
...can't you? You know how it works, don't you? Along with what are called Logical Arguments.
Thought not.
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Yet, even Cirno - who has an IQ of just (9) - knows different. Thus she can point at you, roitis101, and say: 'Look at that baka '.
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The ToE can be observed in laboratories, with species that have shorter lifespans than humans.
Actually, many theories were taught in my school; gravitation, relativity, numbers, justice, radiation, probability, etc.
I don't have to rely on faith, there's evidence for all scientific theories, dumbass.
“Oh so you know how it works, because you where there millions of years ago”
" You believe in evolution because”
“that's the ONLY theory taught in your school.”
“I admire you FAITH that is far greater than the religious.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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