The Lord's return is imminent!
I said it before in my predictions 2006!
Major players have died (or are in coma's)!
Destruction is near!
The Iranian President looks much like Hitler when he speaks!
He is possesed with evil make no mistake about it!
The end of the present age is coming!
It is evident the time is near!
War is imminent with the Arab world!
Take this as a warning the days are short the time is now!
Consider Jesus before it is to late!
See the sign of the times... do not delay the time is now!
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Although this is an improvement over those fundies who have not yet discovered the Enter key, one-line paragraphs (all ending with an exclamation point, no less) aren't much better.
Note: He only looks like Hitler when he speaks. When he dances he looks more like Margaret Thatcher, when he golfs he looks more like Winston Churchill, and when he thinks he looks more like Dan Quayle. Surely, the apocalypse is upon us.
The Lord's return is here
This seems like a classic case of Reductio ad Hitlerum. He looks like Hitler so he must be (as bad as) Hitler.
<<< But anyway, if all those The end is nigh people were correct (they are people aren't they?) the earth would have ended atleast 10 times already. >>>
@mad dog
*Jeffy walks up, carrying a stack of paper*
Oh, by the way, the agency says you're fired. Sorry. To be honest, it looks like a really bad comedy act. Or a poe. Tom?
*A long haired boy walks in and swishes his shoulder length hair to the side. He's wearing a Legend of Zelda shirt, different from his uniform of yellow shirt, black tie.*
Tom: As you guessed, I'm having a Zeldathon. The relevance is my verdict on this.
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Tom and Jeff: POE!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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