I've got some news for you, my friend. There is no such thing as "religious wars." God says otherwise
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1 Samuel 15:3, Exodus 17:16, Deuteronomy 25:19, Numbers 31:1-18, Deuteronomy 2:33-34, Joshua 10:40, Psalm 18:34, among many would beg to differ.
Eden:
Yes, those pescy iron chariots. Rest assured however that God will work out a way to beat them. "The people of the hills" migth have the upper hand for now, but even the iron chariots must have some weak spot that God can exploit!
Yes. There is no such thing as "religious wars". We just call them "wars" now.
And "conflicts".
And God smiles upon all of these things, unless the perpretators are those filthy, unwashed heathens who are motivated out of hatred for Christianity, rather than Jesus's love. Those people can burn in Hell for their evils. Which God also smiles upon...
There isn't much that I can say to that, I'm just sick of AV.
So I'll quote a song from Stephen Lynch, an awesome guy.
"There's a hair on the soap and it's short and it's curly
Well, there are three places you could look to find religious wars:
Surely you've come across one of those three in your lifetime.
Oh, so Jihad means glee club right?
That guy is so fucking retarded I actually stopped going to Christian Forums because he just shits ignorance on everything he comes in contact with.
"I've got some news for you, my friend. There is no such thing as "religious wars."
I would say that after competition for resources, religion would be the most common reason for warfare throughout human history.
"God says otherwise"
Your god appears ignorant about a great many things, despite his supposed omniscience.
By the way, find any of those four legged insects yet? Yes, yes, I know; they're supposedly extinct now. That's not quite a good enough answer though for reasons I'm sure you're aware of.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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